Yeah, you need a place to stash stuff if you're going to run a CL ad. I know rural land is at a primo price in your county but maybe you can make a deal with an Amish farmer that has a little extra room on the side of a tree patch or an old building they're not using. I've heard they like taking money from the "English" for what they think are "silly" things. Are there any Amish scrappers??