Well well well...now this is a thread fit for some quotes!
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. - Winston Churchill
'Sex' is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. - Marquis de Sade
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. - Johnny Carson
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. - Ron White
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. - Ron White
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. -W.C. Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. - W.C. Fields
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. W.C. Fields
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. - W.C. Fields
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra...Ha!
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson
Sirscrapalot - Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde
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