A guy calls me up and says he has a giant refrigerator he wants me to haul away. Its not too far out of the way if you go that way, but still 30 miles round trip.
I get there and he says he can load me up with his forklift, okay that works for me. I try to slide the fridge off the forks and onto my pickup, wow this fridge is heavy, must be 800 lbs. I get it home and I cant lift it cant slide it, need 2 guys to help me dump it in the driveway.
Turns out this fridge is some special scientific humidity cabinet, its 100% 304 stainless, every screw, every rivet, everything, and its got to weigh at least 800 lbs. I call the yard I deal with and he tells me Refrigerators are same price as light iron. I tell him its all 304 stainless, he doesn't care, refrigerators are light iron. Okay, so I have to cut it up. Easier said than done, I go through 10 4" discs and maybe I have 3 pieces 24"x36" cut up. So it sits there in the driveway for 3 months, 304 was $0.45 back in July now its dropped to $0.33 I have to do something with it.
I ordered up 6 special 12" discs, $64, for my cutoff saw and start cutting this thing up. The 12 saw worked pretty good, 2 hours and 4 discs and the fridge is no more. Loaded it all up ready to go on Saturday morning.
I called my local yard this morning and he tells me $0.30, what happened to $0.33, he says you gota bring it down and we shoot it with the gun and maybe we can do better. Hell with that, I'm going to Rockaway for $0.33. Never been there, its pretty far, 80 miles round trip, but its a cool yard. You load you stuff into dumpsters and they weigh it up on a computerized scale that spits out a receipt, you take your receipt to the cash machine and it scans your ticket and spits out cash. $174 for 527 lbs minus the $64 for the 12" discs, minus $22 in gas, net $88 for 5 hours of my time and maybe a couple years off my life for breathing in that stainless and K O wool stuff I cut up with the saw.
I dont know why I do it. I dont need to do it. I'm addicted to scrappin.
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