Help me settle an argument

The wife and I are pretty big fans of the show how I met your mother. On of the episodes that stand out is the one where barney and ted keep saying they're "international buisnessmen". So any time we talk about my business and I get frustrated, I hit my fist on the nearest surface and say darn it, I'm an international businessman. She always says I'm not. I say on the forum I talk to people from different countries about business, therefore I'm an international businessman. So how about it? Is talking business close enough, or do we have to exchange money?

I'm sure some of my scrap has gone out of the country, so I'm also an international businessman. And it sounds a lot better than "alley entrepreneur". I say go with it.

I would say you would actually have to exchange money from out of the US. So if you bought something from China that was shipped to your house for your scrap business, then yes. But just taking stuff to the local scrap metal yard no. Sorry.

Bought something from China and shipped to your house?

Does shopping online at walmart count?

We live in a world economy, we are all "International Businessmen"

Wait...settle a bet between you and your wife? You do realize that, as long as you're married, she is always right? Even when she's not...?

Well I just sold a broken Ipod to someone in Thailand on ebay. I guess that makes me a international businessman.