I have tourists and the plague of tourons that tend to follow along. I wish my only complaint was the heat.
It's amazing how many people buy cars these days that lack turn signals. I also found it astounding how many folks have trouble saying things like..Thank you, please, or excuse me. I mean wow...I must be an expert with languages, as I can say them just fine, an even know when to say them! Perhaps they need a Rosetta stone for such hard words.
Don't trouble yourselves trying to explain it all to me, for I'll never be able to understand such things. Who buys a car without turn signals? Who knew thank you was such a complicated word for my fellow Americans. Gah!
*This post is laced with quite a bit of sarcasem and a huge honking dose of smart ass. Remember...be tourist, not a touron. Places you travel to, and the locals that live there will appreciate it.
Sirscrapalot - Is it October yet? - a local somewhere[/QUOTE]
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