A woodshop teacher asks the only girl in the class what the difference is between a nail, a screw, and a bolt on the first day of school and she says "
Well, I can't rightly tell you since i ain't never been bolted."
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A woodshop teacher asks the only girl in the class what the difference is between a nail, a screw, and a bolt on the first day of school and she says "
Well, I can't rightly tell you since i ain't never been bolted."
Sledgehammer Enthusiast
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Hey I heard you got them nails.
Are they a little bent?
Need to borrow your hammer.
Thanks
There ain't nothing wrong with an honest days work. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.- Old Man
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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I see that the turdhead still has his "ad" up. I'd love to see his face when he sees, "hey, another reply. Where are these people coming from...?"
You all are the photon torpedo that was needed!!!
Keeper of the Cooler!
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Wasn't insulting Sonny Bono.Originally Posted by miked
1. The glasses were just cool for safety goggles. Wasn't an endorsement of Bono or U2.
2. I listen to music for the music. What an artists views are on politics, religion or whatever, matter not to me for the most part. YMMV. (Your Music May Vary)
3. My apologies to all the Sonny an Cher fans.
4. I don't really even like U2. Ironic eh? I just liked the safety goggles.
5. Enjoy music for whatever reason you do. I sure as hell do.
6. I like making lists.
7. Sorry for the hijack.
8. Goats..just cause.
Sirscrapalot - Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn. - Neil Innes
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I just sent him this.
I saw your add and I wanted to let you know I'm interested. How many and what size nails do you think you might have. I'm in the process of building a shed for my goats and have run out of nails.
Always better with goats.
Sir, no offense was taken just like Sony and Cher's music. I was in the 8th grade when they started selling records. Jimicrk, thanks for the goat added to the CL response. Mike
"Profit begins when you buy NOT when you sell." {quote passed down to me from a wise man}
Now go beat the copper out of something, Miked
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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One last update: Our "friend" has removed his cl ad.
I wonder if he had any idea what hit him...
Keeper of the Cooler!
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He'll be cussing an cursing everytime someone mentions craigslist to him. Heh.
Good job. Imagine if they had sent him goats...
An Mike I know.I was having fun back, an in case I did upset any fans out there, one never knows!
Plus..I really do like making lists!
All in good fun, I use my powers of wit for good, not evil.
Sirscrapalot - with great wit comes great responsibility. - Said no one other then me ever.
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