We have a small warehouse in one of the ****tier parts of town.
The way things are on this street people think it is perfect to dump trash and do who knows what kind of shady behavior.
The used rubbers behind our building are too much to count. Car dates with easy ladies ALL the time. LOL....
Anyway...
Was leaving the other day and down the street some clown in broad daylight was trying to pry open the door of a vacant warehouse.
I pull over and yell: What the F are you doing?
His lady comes over and tells me, oh we are the new tenants....
Me: And you don't have a key??
No sorry. Couldn't find it.
I happened to know the price it's listed for. Actually it is listed for sale for 900K.
So I ask: You bought this for 900K?
She: Know we are renting it.
Mind you, they look like the picture you would see in the dictionary next to: homeless lowlife crackheads....
So good samaritan I am, get in truck, pretend all is good and call the Blue on them.
I HATE THIEVES AND BURGLARS!!!!
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