Craigslist Ad- Free Condoms

Just a very strange Craigslist ad to say the least- here is what it says:

"Free condoms- I have boxes of brand new unused condoms I won't be using, I acquired them in an auction and I don't need them. I have hundreds of boxes. Call me and I can even deliver."

My thoughts:

"brand new unused condoms" (I certainly hope that brand new means unused)
"I acquired them in an auction." (Did you catch auction fever or something?)
"I have hundreds of boxes." (Is your new girlfriend a bit different than the last one?)
"I can even deliver." (I bet you can, pal, but not in my zip code!)

Now if you said "free condominiums", I may have been interested!

Most likely expired....if they are in date easy to sell online.....has anyone priced condoms at store

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_fro...p2045573.m1684

May have come from a storage locker auction...always a good time sifting through hidden treasures.

I've often wondered if "ladies of the night" could sell condoms for $??? apiece, then offer free demonstrations.

Wouldn't that be a legal transaction?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

Reminds me of an old joke about three nuns discussing what they got the pastor for his birthday. The first nun said she got him a box of condoms, the second one said she poked holes in them with a needle, and the third one fainted. That is about as much trust I would have in them.

To avoid making this a religious post please feel free to insert your own (rabbi, priest, etc.) or (grandmother, virgin, etc.).