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Need free garden leftover supplies for single young poor disabled F (South Salem)
I am a single young poor disabled women that's barely making it through resources. I am in need of gardening supplies. Such as, soil, pots(all varity sizes) hoses, sprayer, lights, fans, small chains, hooks, trimmers, cutters, 2 by 4s, saws, temp gadget, timer, floor liner, wall liner, carbonater, hose thing for carb vent, vent fan, and ph balances, soil enriches stuff. Anything will help. I will most likely take whatever you have. I'm starting a indoor garden to help cut costs. I don't have a vehicle, but I could possibably find one, take the bus, or cab. It would be really better if you could deliver! I could give gas money! PLEASE HELP ME! Email, call or text me at 9712403353, anytime, thats fine! Please and thanks!!!
added needing list:
foam, scrub brush, trimmers(prefere electric),water pump, bamboo sticks, string, small wieghts, 55 G barrels (3), metal circle plant helper thingys, heating pad, staple gun, staples, measuring cups, nail gun, or hammer and nails, multi-prong mulit-plug extention adaptor, extention cords... ect!

... ect!

not only are we too cheep to buy pot, we want all the stuff to grow it for free......

^^Is she starting an indoor garden or a grow op?

But she didn't ask for any seeds.

I suppose getting a job is completely out of the question too.

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Originally Posted by KzScrapper

I suppose getting a job is completely out of the question too.

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Get a job??? How dare you suggest such a thing?

Completely off topic and borders on hijacking, but where is skippy? I haven't seen any posts from him in a hot minute. Ive been noticing lately a lot of the regulars that were here when I joined are MIA as well.

Some idiot on Free Section of Denver Clist today, that is determined to Flag all metal adds and rid the earth of evil scrappers.


CL > denver > all for sale / wanted > free stuff
vfcgj-3739272156@sale.craigslist.org [?]
flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of

Posted: 2013-04-12, 11:58AM MDT
scrap posting (flagging them)
dont bother because they will flag them as quick as you post about them its because you have these people who cant keep a job or its someones big fat wife sitting at home when her no good husband is out picking up scrap

Location: flagging them
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 3739272156

Posted: 2013-04-12, 11:58AM MDT

email to a friend

Electric Dryer, Gas Dryer, Baby Crib

Electric Dryer, Gas Dryer, Baby Crib - $75 (Holmdel)
FOR SALE ELECTRIC DRYER, GAS DRYER, BABY CRIB

KENMORE ELECTRIC DRYER, APPROX 7 YEARS OLD, CLEAN AND IN PERFECT WORKING CONDITIION. BASIC MODEL WITH NO FANCY ELECTRONICS. $150 FIRM

KENMORE GAS DRYER, APPROX 5 YEARS OLD BUT NEVER BEEN USED. FRIEND HAD IN BASEMENT UNUSED SO I HOOKED IT UP AND IT HAS A SLOW LEAK IN THE GAS VALVE AREA. EVERYTHING WORKS AND IS BASICLY BRAND NEW. IF YOU ARE HANDY COME GRAB A BRAND NEW GAS DRYER FOR $50 FIRM (I CAN SCRAP IT AND GET $30)

BEAUTIFUL HONEY OAK CONVERTIBLE BABY CRIB. IT IS CURRENTY DISASSEMBLED HAVE PARTS AND HARDWEAR. VERY STURDY. ALSO HAVE A ALMOST NEW CHILDRENS MATTRESS THAT DOSENT ABSORB SO IS CLEAN, THAT I'LL THROW IN IF YOU WANT IT.
$75 FIRM


People think their metal is worth its weight in gold.

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Need free garden leftover supplies for single young poor disabled F (South Salem)
I am a single young poor disabled women that's barely making it through resources. I am in need of gardening supplies. Such as, soil, pots(all varity sizes) hoses, sprayer, lights, fans, small chains, hooks, trimmers, cutters, 2 by 4s, saws, temp gadget, timer, floor liner, wall liner, carbonater, hose thing for carb vent, vent fan, and ph balances, soil enriches stuff. Anything will help. I will most likely take whatever you have. I'm starting a indoor garden to help cut costs. I don't have a vehicle, but I could possibably find one, take the bus, or cab. It would be really better if you could deliver! I could give gas money! PLEASE HELP ME! Email, call or text me at 9712403353, anytime, thats fine! Please and thanks!!!

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But I have a good computer and internet access and if I receive texts then I have a nice cell phone. WTH

Here's a goldmine in northern NJ:

Good Free Tires, need gone ASAP

If you are interesting on the free tires Im located in Clifton at [deleted]...plz dont ask questions like what size are the tires, just come and take them all, im not holding them neither, they are free to go all together, good conditio , I dont have time to sell them, just want them gone
Thanks

...accompanied by photo of 8 tires, 7 of which must be at the wear bars, all of them look like they were stored in a ditch.

Quick, what's his address? :-)

Tree Stump

Tree Stump (Thornton area)

I have a 12 to 15 foot tall 3-4 foot in diameter tree stump. This would be great for tree craving or to make furniture out of it is big enough to make just about anything you would like. I am not asking for any money, if you would like it all you have to do is load it up and haul it off. If you are interested please call Chris at 720-309-2562 or email will work also.

Thank you,

Location: Thornton area
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Posting ID: 3761827392

Posted: 2013-04-23, 12:24PM MDT

I think I could keep this thread alive forever.. But I'll reserve it for a few here and there. Found a good one tonight.. I'll spare ya the Pics:

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i have a 94 pontiac grand am. theres a few things wrong with it. we did a lot of work to the engine however its still leaking coolant. i believe its a crack in the head. the power locks don't work, drivers window is off track but still goes up and down. car has been smoked in. passengers seat doesn't move up so its just stuck in the back pos. but the back of the seat still moves back and forth. only has 112K miles on it. in the 2 years ive had the car (i'm second owner but have a clean title) its been a really reliable car. i have put a lot of work into it myself with my step-dad. there are 2 dents, i bought the car that way. they don't hurt anything. but to replace the dent on the trunk you'd have to replace the entire panel and trunk and that includes taking the back windsheild off as well. i'd like 1500 obo like i said i've done a lot to it. we replaced the spark plugs, upper and lower manifold gaskets, air filter, thermostat, oil change, alternator, battery, timing chain, fuel pump and a few other things as well that i can't think of right now. it does run really well aside from leaking coolant which only happens every couple of days not even every time you drive it so i just keep coolant in the car, but it doesn't overheat. only other thing i can think of is that the gas gauge works but it kinda sways around how much gas you really have. email me or text me 317 910 0000

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That dude's in serious denial.

1500 hundred for a rolling turd, he must be on crack,,,

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i'd like 1500

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I'll bet you would, in your dreams.

hard drives no boards $1/lb hah

1000 lbs? Computer power supplies(usable/scrap)

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Originally Posted by ScrapYaHerd

hard drives no boards $1/lb hah

1000 lbs? Computer power supplies(usable/scrap)

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Theirs a reason they call that the "space coast" cause his prices are out of this world!

Ok found another good one:

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hello-- Im21 looking for a reliable car to help me get to work and back everyday. my ideal car was CAMARO or FIREBIRD
t tops are a bonus!!.its OhKay if it has SOME cosmetic issues.as long as it has a good strong engine && NO Major promblems@ at the moment i only have 600 to spend. i also like classic cars and nice starter bikes. if you have anything feel free to text /email pics anytime and your offer.please? thanks/ 317/XXX/XXXX/Angel

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So She is in need of getting back and forth to work.. Needs something Reliable.. But wants a Camaro or Firebird? Oh and T-Tops are a bonus.. If not a Camaro or Firebird. She'd take a classic car or a Starter Motorcycle? Really? File this under "Facepalm!"

LOL....I tell you its like people of walmart but in text!

Ty Craigslist for the laughs.

Sirscrapalot - Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - John N. Mitchell

Not on Clist but just cruzing around the other day picking stuff set out for Spring Clean Up Days and come across a dishwasher, stove and microwave (all old) in front of a bunch of other junk. Sign on top says appliances For Sale everything else is free...problem is it's pouring rain and everything is soaked. Run up to the door and offer $10 for everything and she laughs and says they won't take less then $100.