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Fleshlight? (Hazlet area)



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Date: 2011-07-20, 4:28PM EDT
Reply to: sale-hqn5t-2504475532@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Looking for a fleshlight - specifically around the central NJ area. If used, $10 or best offer. Best offer for unused.


•Location: Hazlet area
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 2504475532

Originally Posted by poundigity24

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Fleshlight? (Hazlet area)

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Date: 2011-07-20, 4:28PM EDT
Reply to: sale-hqn5t-2504475532@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Looking for a fleshlight - specifically around the central NJ area. If used, $10 or best offer. Best offer for unused.


•Location: Hazlet area
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


PostingID: 2504475532

lol that is disgusting.

Thats Nasty

Bad enough to want to buy one of those, but to buy a used one. OMG.

Blech.......... why?

Oh my. I had to look it up as well. Used? Wow!

I emailed him for kicks.


Me: Why would you want a used sex toy? Or did you misspell flashlight?

Him (youngpervert18@****.com): It's kinky lmao. Why not? And no not a flashlight lol.

Me: Weird. But okay man!

People are strange.

Hope I didn't set myself up to be spammed.

LOL just seen a posting get flagged and pulled titled "I WANT ANYTHING FREE...(NO DOGS, KITTENS...ANIMALS). I really wish I could have seen what the actual ad said. this was posted in the free section btw.

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/2505456317.html

Great deal 3500 for a 1970 challenger that needs complete restoration and has no engine or tranny

We should email these jokers and tell them we're low on scrap and offer them 150 bucks.

I'll second that. Those are cars that only go up in value. Sometimes even the clones hit six figures!

http://boise.craigslist.org/pts/2513843899.html



I need my parking spot back so unless parts sell this week, I'm taking it all to the scrap yard (minus the axles). Come over and make me an offer. The two things I have priced right now are the Dana 60 F Kingpin front axle and the 14 Bolt Rear. Those are $1200 OBO and the Th400 Tranny for $200. Everything else I'm blowing out so just make me an offer. The bed is straight. The fenders both outer and inner are in great shape. The core support along with all the associated brackets are in excellent condition. The tube grill and headlight buckets are in great shape. The master cylinder and hydrobooster are new. The steering box has low miles on it. The springs are 1 Ton. Has a 4" lift. The Wheels and BFG All Terrains are in good condition. The wiring harness is in great condition. The front and rear bumpers are good. Email or call 253-906-1508

I'm sure this will bring out the generous in droves!

http://tippecanoe.craigslist.org/wan/2502178909.html

haha. What an Einstein.


"I bought a battery for my RV the other day and they charged me a "core" charge. This is BS because I have no "core" to return. I just bought a new battery because I did not have one. I would be very appreciative if you would fork over your old/no-good battery for me to pick up."

And that is why you got charged...because you DON'T have a core. Should this guy be driving an RV?

http://nh.craigslist.org/zip/2523092289.html

Dumpster Diving (Hancock NH)

Starting Monday (8/1) at 9 AM - we will be putting things in a dumpster at 33 Main St, Hancock, NH - come from 9 AM to 6 PM. Items IN dumpster only - back of dumpster is down so easy "walk in". Old appliances, scrap metal, some broken furniture, electronics.... posters etc... (33 Main St is the Hancock Inn - dumpster is one the side). No phone calls

Jeesh. I think this guy secretly wants to see guys diving in the dumpster. At least it's a walk in right? If it were me I'd run the add stating everything will be next to the dumpster until stated time and then it goes. No phone calls please? I didn't see a phone # listed. Is there a working phone in that dumpster?

I think this one has a chuckle factor:

http://tippecanoe.craigslist.org/zip/2541007007.html