Heard a great Christmas joke today and had to re-post it here:
How the Angel ended up on top of the Christmas tree.
Many years ago Santa was having a huge problem.
The elves had unionized and were on strike.
The Reindeer had come down with hoof and mouth disease.
Mrs. Clause was pissed at him and wasn't speaking. (who knows why?)
The warranty had run out on his sleigh and it was falling apart.
In the midst of all this chaos the little angel came to Santa and started tugging on his coat. She was practically screaming to get his attention, yelling, "Santa! Santa, Santa, Santa !!!!
Santa finally looked at her and said "What?"
She said "Where do you want me to put the Christmas Tree?"
That's how the angel ended up on top of the tree.
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