Good day to be out mowing if you overlook the condoms

So I was out mowing yesterday and so was a neighbor. He asks me, ''You scrap right?'' I said yes. He says I have some rotors for you I've been waiting to catch you out let me go get them. So he loaded up a dolly with rotors and brake pads - the boxes went to the handle of the dolly. Score!!! Thank you sir!!

Was sitting in the garage a bit later and the neighbor across from me is unloading something out of his trunk. Few minutes later he is dragging garbage cans over and dumps them on my garage floor. Out spills large garbage can of wires, old old old barbershop electric hair trimmers made of cast (I've never seen cast ones before) and some garbage as well. Alrighty then. I said where did you get all that and he says a ''friend'' from basically a bad bad part of town in the next big city over where you'd better drive through with your doors locked. Yikes. He leaves and I start going through them and find condoms up the wazoo mixed in with the wires. They were still in the packages luckily!! Uhhhhhhh......where exactly did he get this stuff from again? What exactly was going on in this part of town you got all this from? lol. There was other stuff as well but that had to be the oddest drop off I've ever gotten. I double gloved to be on the safe side and after all was said and done I got a large garbage can of wires, a 5 gallon bucket of cast hair trimmer carcasses, a 5 gallon bucket of transformers and some other misc. stuff he brought too and the rotors from the first guy.

So, word of mouth amongst the neighbors is paying off for me and it was a great day to be out mowing!!

LoL.......... Remember RUBBER can be recycled tooooooo........

Score!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by big tex

lol.......... Remember rubber can be recycled tooooooo........

:d lolol!!!

By the way, what SIZE were the condoms? I may know a buyer! Lol.......

Omgomg! I didn't even look Tex!! lol! I was just too stunned!!

George, thats great when that happens!!

You know how to recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the **** out of it.

Originally Posted by parrothead

You know how to recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the **** out of it.

Lmao EWW!!!!

**** it !!! I need new neighbors maybe i should start scrapping in the front yard till 5 am in the morning that'll learn em =) nice to have cool neighbors its so rare now a days

WOOT!!! this is getting sweeeeeeeet!! My neighbor directly next door stopped mowing this morning and caught me as I was leaving and asked if I still scrapped? Yes I do I say! he goes to the garage and gives me some fans, a winch (I am going to see if I can fix it to use on my truck) and some ballasts!! I love this! I now have 4 neighbors pooling stuff in their garages for me!!!! *Does happy dance* Mowing seems to be good karma for me!

uhhh, scuze me attitude, but why would your neighbor have to ASK if you still scrap ?

He is rarely home, he works two jobs and leaves early and comes home late so we very rarely see each other outside at all.

I thaught maybe new had one of those MIB things she zapped her neighbors with so they wouldnt call the popo on her when she is making all that noise at midnight scrapping.

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Heh. State trooper lives 4 houses down, maybe I need to get him in on the action too.