Well, if yall don't wanna read a rant, don't read on.
My ole truck has been havin' tranny issues ever since i had this fella rebuild my carb for me. Instead of shiftin' into 2nd at 10 mph like usual, it would at about 28. RPM's WAY higher than they should be. Then to get to 3rd, id have to go about 50 mph, again RPM's wayyy too high.
I had been plannin' on takin it too the tranny shop, so i decided id drop it in while i had a free day.
They looked it over, and called me this mornin'. Hadn't even got out of bed yet, and he tells me "Well, looks like yer tranny is fried." So, that's fantastic. $995, down the drain. Was NOT happy.
Go to take a shower, hop in, ....no water. Told pops, he looked at the bills, turns out when he had his first round of seizures, the water bill didnt get paid. So we skipped a month.
Alright, i can deal with this. Grab his debit card and go to town to pay it. Pops cant go out when it's cold, because the cold air literally takes all his breathe away.
Get down there, tell the lady whats goin on, blah blah blah. Give er the card, ..."I'm sorry sir, the card owner has to be here". Ok, i can deal with that. Tell her that he cant be outside, blah blah blah. "I understand, but that's the rules" Ok...can you talk to him on the phone maybe? I am usin my neighbor to drive me around, and cant afford to give him the gas $ to go to the bank to get money and all that. "No." Fantastic. I said, "Ma'am, i'm just lookin' for someone to be a little human in the situation" Her response and i quote "Well sir, i'm sorry that i dont live up to your expectation of 'human'. Have a nice day."
Blew a tater. Walked out, because i dont yell at women. If it was a guy tellin me that we woulda exchanged words. Anyway...
Fine. Get my ride to go the the bank. Get there, all new staff. "Sir...looks like their is no money in this account" After 1 hour we get everything straightened out. They had transfered my dads money into someone elses account.
Workin' on my 2nd blown tater.
Finally get it paid, the lady tells me "It could take up to 48 hours to get your water turned back on." I politely ask, "Ma'am, is their anyway it could possibly be a bit sooner?" "Sir, i cannot help you. Please step out of my office."
2nd tater dun BLOWN.
Leave, say to hell with it.
Get home, one of my tv suppliers calls me. In a nutshell, apparently i'm not picking up from them fast enough. And once i told them my truck is down for a week, they told me they're very sorry, but they can't continue using my services anymore.
Light the whole **** tater field on fire.
So i sit in my garage, thinkin' about how much i want to hurt the fella that rebuilt my carb and screwed up my tranny, when Rent A Center calls me, regarding my rented laptop. "Just wanted to let you know we will be at your house in about 30 minutes to pick up our laptop. We charge $30 for this. This is because your account is delinquent"
Screw it, i blew a friggin' idaho.
So, they picked it up, i told em i aint got no $30 for em. They tried to argue with me, i pulled out my wallet and threw a crumpled up $2 bill at the guy, told him "what the FLOCK do you want from me? You have your computer. Get off my property. Have a nice flockin' day"
And here i am, sittin' on my dads laptop. Pissed.
Anybody gotta bottle of Gentleman Jack they wanna fedex to Idaho for me? A can of fresh Copenhagen wouldnt hurt either.
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