lmao sounds like someone else had a dildo one so i'm not alone....

Was doing a office clean out that had water damage from a fire (this part of building was not fire damaged) and they wanted me to clean out all items I would recycle/take for free....well in a office kinda big (take it was a manger or some other kind of boss) inside the desk was a usb dildo...I was a little shocked and looked into it some...it vibed off the songs you where playing on the computer...that has to be the weirdest thing I have found so far.