I found a 3 foot gnome that had been turned into a bong.
And several electric toothbrushes that had been turned into womans tools with some car body filler.
I found a 3 foot gnome that had been turned into a bong.
And several electric toothbrushes that had been turned into womans tools with some car body filler.
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I found a Ali drink can with a dead blue/green/grey/dark red mouse with a white tail in it.
Then I found out it wasn't a mouse......
You asked anything funny/weird/cool/creepy to share?
This past weekend I found a discarded 8 gallon soup pot half filled with oil. Looked like someone burned a turkey in it.
We cleanup our street once a month and there are allot of 'working' girls so always finding used hypodermic needles and used condoms in different colors. I asked someone what the different colors were about and they said they are different flavors.
The strangest was a gym bag full of new hypodermic needles and small baggies with pieces of cotton so the iv users can strain there stuff.
Appearantly I haven't been scrapping long enough to find anything Wierd or creepy, but I did find a new Ikea shelf system still in wrapped in plastic. I hope I don't find some of the things mentioned so far here.
Kris Kringle, I live down in the Stuttgart area. Oh, Im the james part of jassiejames. mmm Perminator sounds good, that or an Elephant beer to wash the Schnitzel down. Were you Army or AF?
Was Army. First duty station was here in Stuttgart area 89 to 91. Long story short, im a civilian now but also an Army Reservist, almost finished with that then I can do drugs, and smoke pot. Just kidding, had a Whiz Quiz this last weekend.
I got out in 96, got the RIF and took the cash too but stayed with reserve just to see it through to a nice retirement supplement. Never played with the substances either, just making a funny.
Reduction In Force.
I was tearing apart a computer tower and I found cobwebs inside ick....
metal filing cabinet full of porn.
collecting san joses scrap
I found a trash bag full of 6 newborn kittens. Trash bag was tied off and I ended up bringing them to a no kill shelter the next day.
Could never find that house again though, to report it. (Should have done it at the time, not the next day).
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RATS!!!!!
I was going to post a new thread about this but I was still too mad.
Last week I picked up an old RCA VICTOR 45’s only record play from my neighbor directly across the alley from me. I opened the top up and the thing was full of a nest. Not just a few chewed up papers, but full!!!
Well drug it across the alley and open the flip up lid and slammed on the ground a few times to get the **** out of it and then took it in my garage and started to bust it apart and a **** RAT came running out into my garage.
NOW I am mad!! I took it back out on the slab and started beating on it (record play) with my sledge and another RAT came running out.
Now the real bad part of all of this is. Rats can be poisoned or shot. But the neighbors I have known for over 20+ years are the ones with RATS in their basement.
Edited to ad. I do know what a house or field mouse look like. THESE were RATS. Young ones but RATS!!!!
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Once you've been in this business as long as I have it's going to take something really bizarre to ruffle your feathers.
Worst case for me was an old house I had contracted to clean out with soggy carpet throughout plus an over bearing animal piss ( cat urine ) that would gag a maggot. The urine in the air so thick it created a haze you could chew on.
Taking that first step into the house you had an instant reaction where all you wanted to do was vomit, all I could do was turn and go back outside for fresh air after the third or fourth entry you kinda get used to the over bearing smell but not the taste in your mouth.
In a situation like this its best the breath through your mouth with a wet rag over to mask the smell then after an hour or so was able to discard the rag and get on with the job.
I've worked as a plumber and would rather climb into a septic tank to retrieve a submersible pump than do another house of horrors.
Burn your cloths after as the cat piss is not coming out.
The woman had lived here for over 20 years with a house full of cats to make things worse she was a hoarder boxes piled to the ceiling in every room yea all smelling of cat piss.
We did get an 8 place setting of Royal Albert White Dogwood China with every size platter and both sizes of tea pots like the full set which did clean up nicely. This China set was like brand new with out so much as a chip or any wear showing on the gold trim.
The most unfortunate part is that my daughter collects Old Country Rose's from the same maker - Royal Albert.
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I have had to use the “unforeseen condition clause” in my restoration contracts due to cat piss. Some places the health department would have condemned.
The funny thing is, I like cats.
I has a girl friends cat that kept pissing on dirty Tshirts years back. They smelled OK after a good washing , but after I started sweating on a hot day I smelled like a very over full cat box and nobody on the job would get near me. ROFLMAO
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