Stupid cows.

This weekend I landed a clean out job that netted me around 500 lbs of shred, $300, and a camper. Piece of cake. Wish every weekend was like that.


Then I get home...... Stupid cow is out.....again(happens at least 4 times a day).
That's it! We are tying him up for good. My partner, wife, sister-in-law, and I all go at this for 4HOURS trying to get I'm cornered. This cow is a direct descendant of the cow that jumped over the moon....I've never seen a cow get air like this guy does! He jumps the fences into the other pastures every time..... finally corner him in the quonset to pin him up against the wall and put the halter on him.....ideally. He ends up running over me over and hurts my arm real bad( thought it was dislocated) but I got that halter by george! Then we pin him with a truck and I grab the halter and he JUMPS OVER THE TRUCK!, runs me over again and drags me halfway across the pasture....this time I am done, I re-injured my leg so bad I couldn't walk, blood was coming out of my skin graft, and I don't have any pain pills. My ankle has hurt since then and it's hard to walk as it gives out now. This is one cow I would gladly put the bolt in when we take it to butcher. My wife always said she thought I'd be sexy as a cowboy.....just didn't know it would be so painful to fulfill a woman's fantasy LOL! Oh well, one bad cow outta seven isn't to bad I guess.



Lesson learned this weekend: Cows are strong........ get more men.

We play cow round up with our trucks here. Honk your horn to direct your cow.

Sounds like time for T-bone steak for supper.

I grew up on a farm in Iowa and we had a cow that would jump the fence every time we put her in the pasture. We'd chase her back and she'd jump the fence. But we solved the problem when she jumped into the cornfield AFTER we'd picked the corn. We let her into the corn field -- She jumped the fence INTO the pasture. Talk about a stupid cow.

Sounds like some fresh hamburger might be on order. When you cooking? we will all be over for burgers.

Ill bring the chips and beer, and a 30-06 and a circular saw and butcher that fence jumper

Originally Posted by taterjuice

Ill bring the chips and beer, and a 30-06 and a circular saw and butcher that fence jumper

That was the problem. Not much meat on her. She was a milk cow and not much of that. Wasn't worth hauling to market. Not even worth what she ate every day. Sure not worth a 30-06 shell.

ouch, that's gotta suck

Who wouldve thought

Originally Posted by Bear

may be time to trade him in on a new one. technically speaking tho, that cow is a bull ; )

Even more technically speaking.... he is a steer...lol