IN 1 tv i found 4 whole cell phones, 20 pounds of roach ****, 2 pars of under wear , 1 pair of pants, and a milky way. I have no idea how they ever got in there. besides the raoch ****.
Born to think, destine to succeed.
You did eat the milky way didn't you?
I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said, "How do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say, "Go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny?" No. You'd say, "You look nice... John""
R U Serious, that thing got more roach eggs in then a landfill.
Dead body of a baby rattle snake :-|
Well im in KY very understanding state and well vast military background so its all good here but today. I open an old 386 tower and inside it is a nice pair of ear rings. Not sure if the gold is real but looks like they was dropped in there. My guess is thats why the mb was dead
I find DVDs all the time in players...always ones I already have though...
I found a dead worm in one and a mavis beacon teaches typing cd in a cd drive thats about it so far.
I did some summer contract work for an e-waste recycler. We got a call to pick up some unwanted inventory from a local business called good vibrations. We ended picking up over two gaylords full of pink dildos.
Just opened up a dryer the other day and outside the steel drum in the cabinet, there we about 25 thongs bunched up. That dryer sure had an appetite lol.
WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, if they plug in or take batteries, we'll recycle them I guess!!! LOLOLOL
“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb
As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb;
Then away with these nasty devices, and show
How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.”
― John Wilmot,
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Thomas Jefferson
I found a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in a VCR. Of course both of my kids were small at the time and neither knew how it got in there. Hmmmmm? 15 years later my Son told me it was his. Off to the scrap pile it went. I still need to get even with him for that. Thank you for reminding me. I think today would be a good day to give his 3 youngster some Mountain Dew, Cotton Candy and a trip to the sand box before they go home tonight. His kids are 6, 4 and 2.
There may a million better places to live than Iowa, but none of them are home!
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