Oh, you should have said so to begin with... Had you asked so nicely before, I would have seen you were really serious and offered to sell you the F'ing machine you needed...
The Metalmatic!
It slices! It dices! It will carve right through any metal problems you have! And all for the low, low price of 8 million dollars! But wait, if you order right now, I will send you two Metalmatic scrap monster shredders for that eight million dollars! You can give one to a friend... or double you scrapping pleasure! Act now! Quantities are limited!
Additional handling charge.Title, tax and tag are extra. do not use metalmatic on hands. do not use metalmatic on pets. May contain small parts not suitable for children. Always wear eye protection. Not available in antarctica.
Did I mention it is scraptastic?
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