What's the weirdest offer you have received?

I've been listing some items I have acquired that still worked so I didn't scrap them (the garage is overfull and I need the space). One of the things I listed on kijiji was a 10" mitre saw, still works great, older so it's well-built, asking $50. I got a reply yesterday asking me if I would take "over $100 in fireworks" in trade? Whuh? That's not even out of left field, that's from outerspace! I also have an old Underwood typewriter, asking $50 (sells for more than $100 on ebay all day long) and some moron asked me "how about $25?". The keys are worth more than that!



So, anyone else got any stories of whackadoos trying to barter?