A father writes his son, "Too bad you're in prison son, I really wish you were here this year, I'd sure like to have you help me dig a garden out in the back". Son writes him back with "don't be digging in the back yard dad, that's where I hid the money!" Next day the FBI goes and digs up every square inch of his dad's back yard, and the next letter from son says "sorry dad, that was the best I could do" ; )
A slightly revised version of my nieces joke lol
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