If you had 7 tomatoes, 3 blueberries and 17 sandbags. How many firetrucks could you make?
The answer is: Apple juice
If you had 7 tomatoes, 3 blueberries and 17 sandbags. How many firetrucks could you make?
The answer is: Apple juice
If I get a fruitcake for Christmas, I throw it into a small fire and seperate the fruit from the cake. Some places wont buy burnt fruit so I clean it up and get #1 fruit by me!
Microwave
I had to cook my god **** frozen corn dogs in the oven cause my microwave blew up, and I scrapped it. turns out crispier and overall, way better in the oven. The little breading on the bottom of the stick is my favorite part, but the oven burns it :(.
I swear, ever sense 12/12/12 this forum has gotten at least 3X funnier.
And what do cherry tomatoes go as? #2?
Only if you leave the dirt on'm Grav, other wise it's a #1.
Remember the stem goes to shred!
Sirscrapalot -
Better to send to a refiner and get the cherry separated from the tomato. And yes stem goes as shred with the lettuce
Really? I've always gotten short stem price for those if I pull off the leaves. I toss the leaves in my lettuce shred.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot
I don't know if it's worth the time to strip the skins off the tomatoes, for now I just scrap em whole. Although I have been seperating my fruits from vegetables, I won't get started on the nuts until winter comes and I'm bored or snowed in....
Do bears drop logs in the woods? Idk you would have to ask him
haha, for that very reason I've got a deep woods mural in the bathroomQuote:
Originally Posted by CarolinaEwaste
But is that real fruit? Those multi-colored jelly like things don't look like any kind of fruit that I've seen growing on trees.Quote:
Originally Posted by hobo finds
OMG I've created a monster...
We've been over this Oldbarnz...Its only worth what your time is to skin a tomato for the extra profit,..for myself that extra .10 isnt worth my time. Just toss'm an move on to the pears. Now..if we're talking fruitcake..then ya, strip it down and profit!
Sirscrapalot - adding to the monster
Hey, you're missing out on the SEEDS. Almost all the fruits and veggies I've scrapped out have a few in em. Except of course those seedless watermelons, and I wasted about an hour on one of those one day. It takes about 2000 tomato seeds or 900 pear seeds to make a pound, but when you get enough it's $$$$$. Don't worry about the extra effort it takes to remove and dry them, you were only reading this crazy thread anyway.
How many blindfolded people do you use when snipe hunting? I normally only use 1 or 2Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot
Thats just a varnish on them...take a file to them and you will see its actually fruit.Quote:
Originally Posted by tedanderson
so, i can't find them because they varnished?Quote:
Originally Posted by BRASSCATCHER
Watch out for scammers trying to sell you fake fruit. Sometimes you have to feel them to see if they are real or not. Much like using a magnet when scrapping metals.
http://i1169.photobucket.com/albums/...ps9fde4ff6.jpg
Why do you have to feel the guy selling fruit?
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Originally Posted by BRASSCATCHER
ROFL
Sirscrapalot - Looking for another screen protector.
I was thinking about buying one if these. Do any of you use this contraptions, or do you sale your produces wholes? Eventually it would pays for itselfs. I just don't know about the initial investments and if the maintenances are worth the troubles.
Slap Chop (2 minute version) - YouTube
Jumped out of the truck wearing no shoes, and stepped into some poo, do I need to get new shoes?
Hey, I have a question, please forgive me if this has been asked before. Can anyone tell me who "DOT COM" is. My computer keeps telling me to hit any key to conntinue, can someone tell me where the "ANY KEY" is, I can,t find the "ANY KEY".
:) i'z like maters with my rooster aggs
Maybe the guy selling the fruit wants his fruit felt.Quote:
Originally Posted by BRASSCATCHER
Happyscrapper......Yes, of course Dot Com is actually short for Dorothy Communicator, you know the device they use to record data inside tornadoes in the movie Twister.
Only if put your shoes back on before de-pooingQuote:
Originally Posted by hobo finds
where do tomatoes go when they die?
I'm new to 'mato scraps.
Do different color tomatos have seperate prices?
What about tomatillos? Do we have any buyers on here for these??
Do I have to also seperate by tomato generation?
If so, that will be 4 Heirloom buckets; Family, Commercial, Mystery and Created. Right?
What is tomato paste worth? Is it worth it to scrape all of it out from the can?
By the way, is it tomato or tomatoe and tomatos or tomatoes??
Are 2 leaf stems worth more than 3 leaf stems because of their rarity?
Do I need to clean the sticker off my tomato to sell it at the scraps market?
I used the search engine and alot came up, but what is the "red" color of a tomato in number form? I need it for unknown reasons.
Are all kinds of tomatoes created equally?
Best type of tomato, very red. High end of the price point. You get the same price no matter the size.
http://www.tomato.net.au/tomato_pics...mato-fd-lg.jpg
Bad type, Very green. A little more than Slap Chop price, but I toss them in the Slap pile anyway.
http://www.healthywaytocook.com/wp-c.../tomatoes3.jpg
Tomato paste, soup, crushed, and salsa go as tomato breakage because of the onions, water, and spices mixed in.
http://image.shutterstock.com/displa...e-37258360.jpg
Rotten Tomatoes go for Slap Chop price.
Do you ever try to repurpose the tomatoes? Before you just go and slap blast em? Perhaps you can use them for ammo at an amateur comedic show? Maybe you can use them to diffuse skunk spray? Maybe you can use one as a spare basketball? Maybe you could string two together as ear muffs? Lastly I like to string em up and hang em on.my x mas tree?
I've got some great onion ideas too, before you slap blast em. Such as earings, deodorant, breathmints, natural dry eyes solution. And of course x mas tree ornaments.
It's not worth my time to scrap tomatoes. I just hit 'em with a hammer, pick out the high value seeds and throw the rest in the lettuce pile.
Actually, I have the fun Slap Chop. It's more like paintball though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Russell
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That looks like a sausage fest in that spaghetti sauce.
This thread is a sticky in the News and Announcements section.
http://www.scrapmetalforum.com/scrap...es-please.html
New members are instructed to read through this section right after they sign up :) I made that thread back in June.
I guess it goes back to what Mechanic once said, "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it"
But if you lead him to a nice salad, now stand back and watch.
Sirscrapalot - 42 is indeed the answer, So long and thanks for all the fish,Quote:
Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot
The irrelevance of the comments in response to the op doesn't make the op irrelevant. Yet because of the op any comments are relevant to the op.
You can lead the vodka to the tomato juice but you can't make someone drink it. Unless it has a nice stick of celery in it.
Can y'all give me pricing on those little mellons you find in grass feilds? They look like pumpkins on the inside. I like pecan pie by the way.
My wife once wore a lettuce bra!