Ever notice how thread titles often have nothing to do with the actual topic?

[CarolinaEwaste]

If you had 7 tomatoes, 3 blueberries and 17 sandbags. How many firetrucks could you make?

The answer is: Apple juice

[hobo finds]

If I get a fruitcake for Christmas, I throw it into a small fire and seperate the fruit from the cake. Some places wont buy burnt fruit so I clean it up and get #1 fruit by me!

[ParkerFlyer4]

Microwave
I had to cook my god **** frozen corn dogs in the oven cause my microwave blew up, and I scrapped it. turns out crispier and overall, way better in the oven. The little breading on the bottom of the stick is my favorite part, but the oven burns it .

[Gravitar]

I swear, ever sense 12/12/12 this forum has gotten at least 3X funnier.

And what do cherry tomatoes go as? #2?

[Sirscrapalot]

Only if you leave the dirt on'm Grav, other wise it's a #1.

Remember the stem goes to shred!

Sirscrapalot -

[CarolinaEwaste]

Better to send to a refiner and get the cherry separated from the tomato. And yes stem goes as shred with the lettuce

[Gravitar]

Remember the stem goes to shred!

Really? I've always gotten short stem price for those if I pull off the leaves. I toss the leaves in my lettuce shred.

[Oldbarnz]

I don't know if it's worth the time to strip the skins off the tomatoes, for now I just scrap em whole. Although I have been seperating my fruits from vegetables, I won't get started on the nuts until winter comes and I'm bored or snowed in....

[CarolinaEwaste]

Do bears drop logs in the woods? Idk you would have to ask him

[Bear]

Do bears drop logs in the woods? Idk you would have to ask him

haha, for that very reason I've got a deep woods mural in the bathroom

[tedanderson]

If I get a fruitcake for Christmas, I throw it into a small fire and seperate the fruit from the cake.

But is that real fruit? Those multi-colored jelly like things don't look like any kind of fruit that I've seen growing on trees.

[BurlyGuys]

OMG I've created a monster...

[Sirscrapalot]

We've been over this Oldbarnz...Its only worth what your time is to skin a tomato for the extra profit,..for myself that extra .10 isnt worth my time. Just toss'm an move on to the pears. Now..if we're talking fruitcake..then ya, strip it down and profit!


Sirscrapalot - adding to the monster

[Pnutfarmer]

Hey, you're missing out on the SEEDS. Almost all the fruits and veggies I've scrapped out have a few in em. Except of course those seedless watermelons, and I wasted about an hour on one of those one day. It takes about 2000 tomato seeds or 900 pear seeds to make a pound, but when you get enough it's $$$$$. Don't worry about the extra effort it takes to remove and dry them, you were only reading this crazy thread anyway.

[MattInTheHat]

You shoulda held out, I hear the price of Leverite is going up come Jan., which is awesome cause thats the start of snipe hunting season!

How many blindfolded people do you use when snipe hunting? I normally only use 1 or 2

[BRASSCATCHER]

But is that real fruit? Those multi-colored jelly like things don't look like any kind of fruit that I've seen growing on trees.

Thats just a varnish on them...take a file to them and you will see its actually fruit.

[MattInTheHat]

Thats just a varnish on them...take a file to them and you will see its actually fruit.

so, i can't find them because they varnished?

[ParkerFlyer4]

Watch out for scammers trying to sell you fake fruit. Sometimes you have to feel them to see if they are real or not. Much like using a magnet when scrapping metals.

[BRASSCATCHER]

Why do you have to feel the guy selling fruit?

[Sirscrapalot]

Why do you have to feel the guy selling fruit?

ROFL


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