Ever notice how thread titles often have nothing to do with the actual topic?

[Russell]

I was thinking about buying one if these. Do any of you use this contraptions, or do you sale your produces wholes? Eventually it would pays for itselfs. I just don't know about the initial investments and if the maintenances are worth the troubles.

[hobo finds]

Jumped out of the truck wearing no shoes, and stepped into some poo, do I need to get new shoes?

[happyscraper]

Hey, I have a question, please forgive me if this has been asked before. Can anyone tell me who "DOT COM" is. My computer keeps telling me to hit any key to conntinue, can someone tell me where the "ANY KEY" is, I can,t find the "ANY KEY".

[tnjunkjockey]

i'z like maters with my rooster aggs

[bejak]

Why do you have to feel the guy selling fruit?

Maybe the guy selling the fruit wants his fruit felt.

[Pnutfarmer]

Happyscrapper......Yes, of course Dot Com is actually short for Dorothy Communicator, you know the device they use to record data inside tornadoes in the movie Twister.

[silverZ]

Jumped out of the truck wearing no shoes, and stepped into some poo, do I need to get new shoes?

Only if put your shoes back on before de-pooing

[Scrapette]

where do tomatoes go when they die?

[rca987]

I'm new to 'mato scraps.

Do different color tomatos have seperate prices?
What about tomatillos? Do we have any buyers on here for these??

Do I have to also seperate by tomato generation?
If so, that will be 4 Heirloom buckets; Family, Commercial, Mystery and Created. Right?

What is tomato paste worth? Is it worth it to scrape all of it out from the can?

By the way, is it tomato or tomatoe and tomatos or tomatoes??
Are 2 leaf stems worth more than 3 leaf stems because of their rarity?

Do I need to clean the sticker off my tomato to sell it at the scraps market?

I used the search engine and alot came up, but what is the "red" color of a tomato in number form? I need it for unknown reasons.

Are all kinds of tomatoes created equally?

[Gravitar]

Best type of tomato, very red. High end of the price point. You get the same price no matter the size.

Bad type, Very green. A little more than Slap Chop price, but I toss them in the Slap pile anyway.

Tomato paste, soup, crushed, and salsa go as tomato breakage because of the onions, water, and spices mixed in.

Rotten Tomatoes go for Slap Chop price.

[Russell]

Do you ever try to repurpose the tomatoes? Before you just go and slap blast em? Perhaps you can use them for ammo at an amateur comedic show? Maybe you can use them to diffuse skunk spray? Maybe you can use one as a spare basketball? Maybe you could string two together as ear muffs? Lastly I like to string em up and hang em on.my x mas tree?

I've got some great onion ideas too, before you slap blast em. Such as earings, deodorant, breathmints, natural dry eyes solution. And of course x mas tree ornaments.

[billygoat]

It's not worth my time to scrap tomatoes. I just hit 'em with a hammer, pick out the high value seeds and throw the rest in the lettuce pile.

[Gravitar]

Do you ever try to repurpose the tomatoes? Before you just go and slap blast em? Perhaps you can use them for ammo at an amateur comedic show? Maybe you can use them to diffuse skunk spray? Maybe you can use one as a spare basketball? Maybe you could string two together as ear muffs? Lastly I like to string em up and hang em on.my x mas tree?

I've got some great onion ideas too, before you slap blast em. Such as earings, deodorant, breathmints, natural dry eyes solution. And of course x mas tree ornaments.

Actually, I have the fun Slap Chop. It's more like paintball though.

[Russell]

That looks like a sausage fest in that spaghetti sauce.

[admin]

This thread is a sticky in the News and Announcements section.

http://www.scrapmetalforum.com/scrap...es-please.html

New members are instructed to read through this section right after they sign up I made that thread back in June.

I guess it goes back to what Mechanic once said, "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink it"

[Pnutfarmer]

But if you lead him to a nice salad, now stand back and watch.

[goobieguy]

Is this thing on? Can anyone hear me? Hello? Hello?


Anyone out there? Helloooo? Guys?


Sirscrapalot - Obviously the answer is 42. Go read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy...

Sirscrapalot - 42 is indeed the answer, So long and thanks for all the fish,

[Russell]

The irrelevance of the comments in response to the op doesn't make the op irrelevant. Yet because of the op any comments are relevant to the op.

You can lead the vodka to the tomato juice but you can't make someone drink it. Unless it has a nice stick of celery in it.

[Gravitar]

Can y'all give me pricing on those little mellons you find in grass feilds? They look like pumpkins on the inside. I like pecan pie by the way.

[hobo finds]

My wife once wore a lettuce bra!