Pure hogwash...we LOVE pictures.
An what is the pug's name?
If you haven't you should visit the pet thread, some where here in off topic.
Sirscrapalot - Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend, never owned a pug. - Stolen from pug loving site.
Ah hAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Sirscrapalot - Still laughing.
Her name is Mogwai mostly because she is a little gremlin , kinda like a demonic clown . But she knows a bunch of hand commands from being raised around a older rot/lab mix . That picture is gold ! I will have to check out the pet section . Thanks for the laughs,quotes,pics !
Anytime my friend, anytime.
Mogwai that's awesome. She's a cutie.
I told the wife next dogs we get we're naming Cabo An Wabo. After the Tequila. Ha!
Sirscrapalot - I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila. - Hugh Laurie
It's Friday..you know what that means!
More quotes!
Todays are from Alfred E. Neuman, yes Hobo I'm stealing your source.
Enjoy!
"How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"
"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!"
"You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!"
"Blood is thicker than water... but it makes lousy lemonade!"
"The U.N. is a place where governments opposed to free speech demand to be heard!"
"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"
"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!"
"Today, if you ask a car dealer to let you see something for 10 grand, he'll show you the door!"
"Medical insurance is what allows people to be ill at ease!"
"Prison inmates are treated to cable TV, hot meals and a college education, while on the outside some people can only afford these things through a life of crime!"
"Thank's to the new welfare bill, the question "Paper or plastic?" now refers to many American's sleeping arrangements!"
"In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!"
"Most people are so lazy, they don't even exercise good judgement!"
"If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!"
"A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!"
"The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!"
"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"
"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"
"It takes one to know one -- and vice versa!"
"Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!"
An on that note...Happy Friday an a good weekend to all!
Sirscrapalot - "A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep!" - Alfred E. Neuman
Ha ha!
Going on my wall
Sirscrapalot - Arrrrgh! - A pirate somewhere in time.
Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by. -jack sparrow
Talking extremely loud is the best alternative to be right. - Demetri Martin
Sirscrapalot - If the president does it, it’s not illegal. – Richard Nixon
SirScrapalot.... you have made many lives better than they were prior to reading your posts!
Thank ya ScrapStrong! One can hope that is true, an thank ya for the kind words!
Don't know about better lives, but I'm good with a much needed laugh or an ahh ha! moment.
Sirscrapalot - The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk to you. It just works. - Jeff Bezos
Up lifting quote day..or at lest that's the goal. If it makes your day worse...I offer hugs for a premium surcharge...my hugs are in high demand.
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results. - Willie Nelson
Positive anything is better than negative nothing. - Elbert Hubbard
Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A world of optimism and hope. A 'you can do it' when things are tough. - Richard M. DeVos
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts.
- Robert H. Schuller
Delete the negative; accentuate the positive! - Donna Karan
Sirscrapalot - Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses. - Stephen Colbert
In honor of Eli Wallach passing today..some quotes! Some movies you might have seen him in...
The Magnificent Seven
The Misfits
The Godfather Pt.3 (Don Altobello!)
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...among other films.
I've learned that life is very tricky business: Each person needs to find what they want to do in life and not be dissuaded when people question them.
When I saw the movie, I said, I wish I had heard the music. I would have ridden the horse differently.
When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
One thing changes every evening: It's the audience, and I'm working my magic. I'm always learning from it.
Eli Wallach - 1915 to 2014 R.I.P
Sirscrapalot - Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck. - Eli Wallach
Last one for now!
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi
Sirscrapalot - Fireflies fear me.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
-Red Skelton -Sirscrappydodo -DaBro - HoBolost -Fudge42
Good quote, one I've used before an like a lot.
thanks!
Sirscrapalot - Who let the brojer out
Who let the Bro out
{Woof, woof, woof, woof}
{Woof, woof, woof, woof}
{Woof, woof, woof, woof}
{Woof, woof, woof, woof}
[Chorus:]
Who let the Bro out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the Bro out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
{Woof, woof, woof, woof} WOOT WOOT
LOL
Someone needs a nap. Or less of them.
Good to see ya around buddy!
Sirscrapalot - Wondering if Bro has seen the new truck his tips bought NA.
Fifty percent of something is better than than one hundred percent of nothing.
Chuck Barris
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