The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[NHscrapman]

"Only fools are positive." Moe Howard
“The pain goes away on payday.” Larry Fine
"I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf." Curly Howard
"There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink, but I can't think of one right now." Shemp Howard

[hobo finds]

Got to find 2 more quotes...

Joe Besser
and Curly Joe DeRita

[Sirscrapalot]

That's good for you! That's good for you! (gets hit by something) That's bad for me! - Joe Besser

I'm not! I'm stuck in the cymbal! - Curly Joe

"I'm gonna get you! Even if it takes me another 60 years! - Emil Sitka

Challenge accepted.

Sirscrapalot - "Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!" - Curly Howard

[Sirscrapalot]

Treat those who are good with goodness, and also treat those who are not good with goodness. Thus goodness is attained. Be honest to those who are honest, and be also honest to those who are not honest. Thus honesty is attained. - Lao Tzu


Sirscrapalot - The journey of a thousand miles, begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

[musicman57]

A truly eclectic thread, and a mind to match. Takes a special kind to jump from the Three Stooges to Lao Tzu. Keep up the good work.

[Sirscrapalot]

/bow

I never claimed to be fully sane.

Sirscrapalot - Without peace, all other dreams vanish and are reduced to ashes. - Jawaharlal Nehru

[Sirscrapalot]

There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen, and there are people who wonder what happened. To be successful, you need to be a person who makes things happen. - Jim Lovell

A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful. - Steve Harvey

Sirscrapalot - If you are a leader, you should never forget that everyone needs encouragement. And everyone who receives it - young or old, successful or less-than-successful, unknown or famous - is changed by it. - John C. Maxwell

[Sirscrapalot]

Racism is a refuge for the ignorant. It seeks to divide and to destroy. It is the enemy of freedom, and deserves to be met head-on and stamped out. - Pierre Berton

I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Sirscrapalot - Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. - Denis Leary

[easyrecycle]

"a mind can only bend so far before it snaps" unknown author

"honest days work for honest pay. What is honest work?" unknown author

only two that come to mind right now.

[phred59]

Racism is a refuge for the ignorant. It seeks to divide and to destroy. It is the enemy of freedom, and deserves to be met head-on and stamped out. - Pierre Berton

I refuse to accept the view that mankind is so tragically bound to the starless midnight of racism and war that the bright daybreak of peace and brotherhood can never become a reality... I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Sirscrapalot - Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. - Denis Leary

I love that one, Leary is always an easy layup!

[FLimits]

New, improved DFTBA: Don't forget to be AUsome.©

AUsome©: Another priceless scrap from the eclectic, impossible-to-value pile of stuff known as the Mind of SSaL...

[Sirscrapalot]

Glad someone caught my joke.

Great minds FL Great minds!

Sirscrapalot - BC is Ausome. Even if he's staying up north.

[Sirscrapalot]

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles. - Denis Leary

I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it. - Denis Leary

Sirscrapalot - I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with. - Denis Leary

[Sirscrapalot]

You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind. - Mahatama Gandhi

One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's. - Mahatama Gandhi

Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is. - Mahatama Gandhi

Each one prays to God according to his own light. - Mahatama Gandhi

Sirscrapalot - First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Yep, you guessed it..Gandhi again.

[Sirscrapalot]

Catching up on quotes...been busy the last week.

More wise words from the great Dr.Seuss



Sirscrapalot - Hope all had a wonderful weekend.

[Sirscrapalot]

Another thought provoking(hopefully) quote from yours truly. Any arguments/debates/etc...make another thread.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. - Martin Niemoller

Sirscrapalot - Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

[hobo finds]

This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.

Dennis Rodman

[hobo finds]

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

Charles Barkley

[Sirscrapalot]

How can you watch this an not laugh...

An yes it's a video, but it's my thread..sooo...NYA NYANYA!




Scott: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott: No. Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!


Sirscrapalot - Yea, Baby! - Austin Powers

[Sirscrapalot]

ok..last one..Skip to the 1:00 minute mark to get right into it.



Sirscrapalot - You got it, I can't sleep.