The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[Sirscrapalot]

lol

I'm going to have to save that one. I like it.

Sirscrapalot - I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

[NHscrapman]

[Sirscrapalot]

Happy Easter to you all.

Sirscrapalot - All you need is Goats. - Not the Beatles

[Sirscrapalot]

Love him, or hate him, he was an Icon when it came to Country, or as it became to be known..Outlaw Country. I reckon even Heaven needs some Outlaws. They sure got a few now with Merle, Waylon and Johnny.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937 - 2016

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material. - Merle Haggard

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.

I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these drugs that they give you that will lead you to heart surgery and things of that nature.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937 to 2016

Sirscrapalot - Another goes on to join the biggest all star band of all time.

[hobo finds]

Love him, or hate him, he was an Icon when it came to Country, or as it became to be known..Outlaw Country. I reckon even Heaven needs some Outlaws. They sure got a few now with Merle, Waylon and Johnny.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937 - 2016

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material. - Merle Haggard

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.

I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these drugs that they give you that will lead you to heart surgery and things of that nature.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937 to 2016

Sirscrapalot - Another goes on to join the biggest all star band of all time.

[hobo finds]

If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade


George Jefferson

[Sirscrapalot]

LOL

It was even better when I read the credit given as.."Thomas Jefferson". George Jefferson tho is just as good!

Sirscrapalot - Wheeeeeeezzzzzy! - George Jefferson

[hobo finds]

I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos-especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom... Rather than starting inside, I start outside and reach the mental through the physical.

Jim Morrison

[Sirscrapalot]

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be. - Redd Foxx

Sirscrapalot - This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey! - Fred Sanford aka...Redd Foxx

[NHscrapman]

[hobo finds]

"Preheat the oven to 420 its time to bake"





Its only noon here so getting ready for 4:20 PM LOL

[bigburtchino]

It can be 420 anytime, set clock back to 419 and there you go again!

[Sirscrapalot]

That time of the year again. The tourists are traveling, pools are opening, grills are getting fired up...and memories are being shared of loved ones lost to war, and paying the ultimate price for us to live as we do.

Some of the quotes/images coming up...you may have seen before in a past Memorial day post. Being as I have a lot of respect for this day, you all can deal with any quotes/images I've posted before.

On to the quotes!

What I can do for my country, I am willing to do. - Christopher Gadsden

There is nothing nobler than risking your life for your country. - Nick Lampson

The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude. - Jeff Miller

137 years later, Memorial Day remains one of America's most cherished patriotic observances. The spirit of this day has not changed - it remains a day to honor those who died defending our freedom and democracy. - Doc Hastings

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell



Nothing in life is free...not even freedom. - Me, or whoever.

Gone, but never forgotten. - Unknown


This next one is for Hobo..

Memorial Day Sheep is all I could find.

As always...my thanks to all who've served, have/had loved ones who are or had for your service to your country. My cooler isn't big enough for all the beverages I would need to salute you with.

Sirscrapalot - Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

[Sirscrapalot]

Whether you know him as Cassius Clay or Muhammad Ali you knew who he was, and what he was about. Not only did he excel inside the boxing ring, but ****, could he talk some serious trash before a fight. So some quotes from the man who gave us the Thrilla in Manila, and the Rumble in the Jungle..R.I.P - Muhammad Ali 1942 - 2016

Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Muhammad Ali

He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams - they all have different names, but they all contain water. Just as religions do - they all contain truths.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick.

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.

Ali's got a left, Ali's got a right - when he knocks you down, you'll sleep for the night; and when you lie on the floor and the ref counts to ten, hope and pray that you never meet me again.

Rest in Peace Muhammad Ali, and thanks for the memories.

Sirscrapalot - Dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali 1942 to 2016 R.I.P

[Sirscrapalot]

If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. - Benjamin Franklin

It's impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you're gonna offend people. - Rush Limbaugh

I live in America. I have the right to write whatever I want. And it's equaled by another right just as powerful: the right not to read it. Freedom of speech includes the freedom to offend people. - Brad Thor

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. - Alan King

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information. - Scott Adams

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. - Sam Kinison

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, 'Hey, I really like your work.' But with my fans, when they see me, they don't even say hello. They just go, 'AWWWWWGHGHHHGH - Sam Kinison

Sirscrapalot - Everything can be satirized. - Sam Kinison

[hobo finds]

[Sirscrapalot]

Not a quote...but it's my thread, so whatever.

Do Not Stand at my Grave and Weep - Mary Elizabeth Frye

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft star that shines at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there; I did not die.





R.I.P Mech 1949 - 2016

Sirscrapalot - There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart(memories) - Mahatma Gandhi

[hobo finds]

[jimicrk]

That's a little creepy but it explains why I saw a bunch of people today running around in a corn field with their cell phones.

Gotta catchem all.

[Sirscrapalot]

This one is personal an is for me. Selfish...probably,but whatever it's my thread.

There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart(memories) - Mahatma Gandhi

R.I.P..Mum Mum..(wife's grandmother).

You welcomed me to the family when I first met my wife, and didn't hold it against me I wasn't a Redskin fan. 93 years old an you always had a cold beer, or a bottle of whiskey for when we came to visit. You never acted your age, an you proved every day that old saying "Your only as old as you feel" true. You might have been 93 but **** if you didn't act like you were 25.

A grandmother, a mother, and a pretty **** cool old lady, who didn't take **** from anyone. Rest In Peace Mum Mum..we love ya, and miss you.




Sirscrapalot -Thanks for allowing me my moment. Regular quotes will commence eventually.