The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[Sirscrapalot]

Quotes!


Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection. - Winston Churchill

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. - Dale Evans

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving. - B.C. Forbes

One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
Andy Rooney

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. - Dave Barry

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. - Jay Leno(Laugh it's ok. Even Santa would. )

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. - Gary Allan

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too. - Clement Clarke Moore

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want - and their kids pay for it. - Richard Lamm

I love all things Christmas. - Samantha Barks

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. -Ellen DeGeneres

The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung. - Philips Brooks

Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused - in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened - by the recurrence of Christmas. - Charles ****ens



T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. - Clement Clarke Moore

Sirscrapalot - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller

[Sirscrapalot]

Oh yea...

To all of you folks, my loyal readers, my loyal hate mail senders, lurkers I don't know....

Merry Christmas to you and yours, from me and mine.


Oh yea..and from the goats..



Sirscrapalot - Off to set out a cooler for Santa and the gang.

[Sirscrapalot]

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate; A poet, a pawn and a king; I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing; Each time I find myself flat on my face; I pick myself up and get back in the race - Frank Sinatra from That's Life.

I even included a video!



Sircrapalot - Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - There can only be one. You can't be me, or act like me dear imposter..for I'm one of a kind.

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[jimicrk]

Sirscrapalot - There can only be one. You can't be me, or act like me dear imposter..for I'm one of a kind.

Sir, the picture is awesome!! Is that #42 on fire in the background? I guess he goat what he deserved!

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Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave. Mary Tyler Moore

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Don't call it a comeback
I've been here for years
I'm rocking my peers
Puttin' suckers in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom
Explosions, overpowerin'
Over the competition I'm towerin'
Wrecking shop when I write these lyrics
That'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you better move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin' the price
~ Mama said knock you out, LL Cool J.

Sirscrapalot - You can't fake the funk.

[Sirscrapalot]

RIP Father Mulcahy aka William Christopher (Priest from MASH, the tv show, not the movie!)

Thanks for the many years of jocularity.

This isn't one of my sermons. I expect you to listen. - Father Mulcahy

Father Francis Mulcahy: Anything I can do?
Col. Sherman T. Potter: Pray.
Father Francis Mulcahy: Oh. That's all I ever get to do.

Father Francis Mulcahy: [Trapper, drunk, is sitting at the piano at the O Club] Is something bothering you, Trapper?
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre: I'm not Catholic, Father.
Father Francis Mulcahy: Well, all in good time... Which is more that I can say about your piano playing.

Father Francis Mulcahy: [Wearing a dress] While I was showering, someone stole my robe and left me this... this... house frock!
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger: Better not take it off, Father, or you'll be a defrocked priest!
Father Francis Mulcahy: How would you like to get last rites,
[raises his fists]
Father Francis Mulcahy: and a few lefts?

Cpl. Maxwell 'Max' Q. Klinger: Stray bomb appears out of nowhere. Blows up a shipment of chipped beef. What do you call that?
Lt. Father Francis John Patrick Mulcahy: A gift from heaven.

Father Mulcahy: Klinger, I thought you were an atheist.
Cpl. Maxwell "Max" Q. Klinger: I gave that up for lent.


She hugged the stuffing outta me! - Father Mulcahy

Remember what the good book says. Love thy Neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! - Father Mulcahy..an angry one.






Sirscrapalot - R.I.P William Christopher 1932 to 2016

[Sirscrapalot]

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Sirscrapalot - I saw a stationery store move. - Joe London

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Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

[miked]

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Sirscrapalot - I saw a stationery store move. - Joe London

I remember watching Henny Youngman on the Ed Sullivan show. He was telling jokes that he had stole from others before him and they are still funny.

My parents had to explain to me Vaudeville and where the hell are the Catskills anyway. Those under 60 have no chance of understanding without Google. 73, Mike

[Sirscrapalot]

If you go anywhere, even paradise, you will miss your home. - Malala Yousafzai

Hope for the best, plan for the worse. - No idea..

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

Sirscrapalot - Release the Goats! - Hobo

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If at first you don't succeed,
try, try, and try again.
Then give up.
There's no use being a ****ed fool about it.
- W. C. Fields

Give me the luxuries of life
and I will willingly do without the necessities.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

[Sirscrapalot]

WC Fields has some great quotes.

Don't be normal, embrace your inner insanity. - Anonymous

Did I doooo thaaat? - Urkle ( Yes, I quoted Urkle)

Life is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know whatcha gonna get. - Forrest Gump. ( I already quoted Urkle, so don't act all shocked."

Everyone has a plan til they get punched in the face. - Mike Tyson


Sirscrapalot - Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. - E. B. White

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Don't let the same dog bite you twice. Chuck Berry

[Sirscrapalot]

I would sing the blues if I had the blues. - Chuck Berry. Rock n Roll before rock n roll was cool.







Roll over Beethoven, another has come to join the Big Band in the Sky.


Sirscrapalot - Let the good times roll. - Chuck Berry 1926 - 2017.

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Fifty percent of something is better than than one hundred percent of nothing.

Chuck Barris

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"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."--W.C. Fields