The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[hobo finds]

Dingle Berries = A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers



Kris Kringle

I found this going thru old posts! LOL

[hobo finds]

Drunks save their cans

Blacksteel

[hobo finds]

Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool. Bill O'Reilly

[Sirscrapalot]

Brought you to by Bears who care about exercise.


No hunters, or hikers were hurt making this post. We're still waiting to hear back from the bicyclist tho.

Sirscrapalot - Sanity thought it won, but then I stopped taking my meds. - Unknown, an no not me. I'da never taken them in the first place.

[hobo finds]

[Sirscrapalot]

When the legends die, the dreams end; there is no more greatness. - Tecumseh






Show respect to all people, but grovel to none. - Tecumesh


Sirscrapalot - An my goats shall eat your dreams an drink your souls! - Someone with high expectations of their goats.

[Patriot76]

Dingle Berries = A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers

Kris Kringle

I found this going thru old posts! LOL

In college I offered to sell dingle berries and gave my wrestling partners phone number to contact. Iit was on the radio and he had many phone calls, mostly from older ladies wanting to know if they were sweet or sour.

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty **** awesome. - Me, you, a motivational speaker, insert choice.

[Sirscrapalot]

That time of the year again...

Sometimes.. it's true, a picture says more then all the words in a book.

An as always...much love to those who are currently serving, have served, and their families.



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I'm posting early, cause one never knows what will come tomorrow. So therefore....

Happy Memorial Day to all of you, be safe, have fun...an remember those who can't enjoy a cold beverage, a hot grill, or the laughter and voices of family and friends.


An once again...thank you from me an mine to all who have served who, have loved ones who have, or currently are.

Sirscrapalot an the voice behind him - A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself. - Joseph Campbell

[Sirscrapalot]

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - MLK Jr.

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - JFK

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. - George Patton

Sirscrapalot - Nothing in life is free. Not even three day weekends. - anonymous from the internet

[auminer]

I take a few months away from the forum, and it's overrun by goats.

What gives?

If I'm posting goats, I'm going with the GOAT goat!!!

[Sirscrapalot]

You need to catch up on the newest craze.

Sirscrapalot - From one G.O.A.T to another.

[Sirscrapalot]

No quote. Just a thank you.

Sirscrapalot -

[manjelle]

I am a goat. (Greatest Of All Time). Lol

[Sirscrapalot]

In honor of Friday coming up...



Don't worry, Baaaah Happy.

Sirscrapalot - I'm HILARIOUS!

[Sirscrapalot]

Just for Auminer...He'll understand.


The rest of you will think I'm just being mean.

I'm currently hating you an jealous at the same time...quite the odd feeling. - Sirscrapalot to Auminer...an he knows why!

Sirscrapalot - Making Auminer famous. @Auminer

[Sirscrapalot]

I had a great childhood, a very close-knit family. We were all overweight, and we had good times eating together, I imagine. - Stephen Furst

I'm one of the most insecure people in the world, always have been, and when you're a fat kid, you try to make the fat jokes before other people make them.
- Stephen Furst

The first thing I did on my diet was take the batteries out of the remote control and make myself get up and change the channel. That's probably the hardest exercise I did. - Stephen Furst

I'm one of the most insecure people in the world, always have been, and when you're a fat kid, you try to make the fat jokes before other people make them.
- Stephen Furst


R.I.P. - Stephen "Flounder" Furst - 1955 -2017




Sirscrapalot - The magic is you can change more things than you could ever dream of. - Stephen Furst

[Sirscrapalot]

No legacy is so rich as honesty. - William Shakespeare

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

Sirscrapalot - HA! - ALF

[Sirscrapalot]

Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It's made it easier for me to make a living. - Albert Gubay

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams


Sirscrapalot -

[Sirscrapalot]

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything. - Malcolm X

We sit in the mud... and reach for the stars. - Ivan Turgenev

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. - J.F.K.

Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off. But no! You got me out here, draggin' your heavy ass, through the burnin' desert, with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad. And what the hell is that smell?! I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad. - Will Smith as Capt. Steven Hiller (Independence Day)


Happy Fourth of July, have fun, blow **** up, and be safe.


Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. [pauses] Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! - Bill Pullman aka President Whitmore (Independence Day..again!)

Sirscrapalot - I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be ****ed if I'm going to pay for a landslide. - John F. Kennedy (Lol...this one made me laugh)