The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[auminer]

New phone. Who dis?



Welcome back you nipple pierced freak you.

[hobo finds]

Was waiting on your return to us, what's going on?

[hobo finds]

New phone. Who dis?

Welcome back you nipple pierced freak you.

[Sirscrapalot]

My nipples are thankfully intact.

No piercings. I don't deny the freak part.

Now that exciting information is shared...

All is well.

My ISP is now stable...somewhat. Slower then a 1 legged turtle...but I suppose it'll have to do for now. Grrr.

Hobo that is why I like you. The beer, not the nipple piercings.


I'm back though, so...rejoice, cry, weep, pray, cheer, party, hide,swear, flee, scream, whatever floats your goat.

I feel a good one coming on..so pardon me while I exit stage left.

Sirscrapalot - Up in smoke;down in flames;jump on board;roll em' like a freight train;clap yo hands;stomp yo feet;boogie on down to the redneck backbeat
throwdown it's a hillbilly hoedown... - Up In Smoke - Blackberry Smoke

[Sirscrapalot]

Mother nature....this is not how you get on my good side.

Grr..

Sirscrapalot - Riding out another one, it appears. Feh.

[Sirscrapalot]

I live. My part of the sandbar is recovering just fine. Got power back late last night.

Southern half, especially Ocracoke got nailed, an nailed hard. They got it worse then any of the rest of us.

Can read all about it on the news, it was popping up left an right on my news feed.

Anyhow, alive, an well. Now I gotta go find a chainsaw to get rid of all these **** branches that fell in my back yard. Thankfully none landed on the house, or I'd be very upset right now.

Drink a cold one for me an the others...I know I will be. Ha!

Sirscrapalot - Still standing.

[hobo finds]

You cant drink all day unless you start in the morning

[Sirscrapalot]

Perhaps we should worry less about judging people for being Mormon or Baptist or Muslim or gay or straight or black or white or Latino or by their religious or political brands and worry more about electing thoughtful, serious and ethical politicians on both sides of the political isle who are willing to work together for progress. - Charity Sunshine Tillemann-****


Sirscrapalot - Love is the only force capable of transforming a enemy into a friend. - MLK, Jr

[hills]

Quote:

" Being of kind heart,and seeing suffering all about me, i pondered the many ways i might help make the world a better place. At the end of it all i came to understand that i should first sit under a tree for twenty years and watch the world go by."

- Kyrie Spiritblue -

[Sirscrapalot]

A day without laughter, is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Sirscrapalot - I waste no days...I laugh a.lot. - Me

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot. - internet

[Sirscrapalot]

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add. - Steven Wright

Sirscrapalot - I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

[Sirscrapalot]

Merry Christmas!

Sirscrapalot -

[Sirscrapalot]

When butterflies get nervous, do they feel people in their stomachs? - Internet

My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance. It's cool. I just don't think they should add LOL at the end. - once again...the internet.

An with that...

Happy Friday!

Sirscrapalot - Sometimes you just gotta goat for it.

[Sirscrapalot]

When Life gives you lemons...squirt someone in the eye. - The Internet

Sirscrapalot - Are you always a smart ass? Nope, sometimes I'm asleep. - The internet

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - Cooler is getting quite the workout. I had to put a mask on it. Can't risk the cooler.

[jimicrk]

Sirscrapalot - Cooler is getting quite the workout. I had to put a mask on it. Can't risk the cooler.

Sir I'll trade you 3 squares of some primo wipe for that gram. This ain't the cheap stuff and I guarantee your finger won't poke through it!

[Sirscrapalot]

An image is worth a thousand words

Sirscrapalot - Thank you.

[Sirscrapalot]

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say! - Henny Youngman

Sirscrapalot - You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi! - Emo Philips

[Sirscrapalot]

Don't think I need to say anything else.



Sirscrapalot - Tomorrow is never promised to us. So let those you care about know, you may not always have the chance.