these are stupid! the fact that I stole a few, to use elsewhere, means absolutely nothing!
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these are stupid! the fact that I stole a few, to use elsewhere, means absolutely nothing!
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That just makes it all the more fun Brojer!
Sirscrapalot - still having fun with Google images.
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credit that quote to a guy named Don SchlitzOriginally Posted by Sirscrapalot
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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. - Harry S. Truman
When even one American - who has done nothing wrong - is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth - then all Americans are in peril. - Harry S. Truman
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. - Harry S. Truman
The President is always abused. If he isn't, he isn't doing anything. - Harry S. Truman
Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in. - Harry S. Truman..(LOL..I love this guy's quotes no filter..though this could be applied to any Politician!)
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan..haha you thought I was going to say Truman again!
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Issac Asimov
Sirscrapalot - Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Issac Asimov
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Just for Jord cause of his duck jokes...
"If I didn't have a bad duck, I'd have no duck at all." - Jord's tag line butchered for my own amusement.
More quotes on ducks!
"Quack!" - a duck
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. - Ducklas..err Douglas Adams.
Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate. - Orson Welles
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Quack, quack! QUACK! - another duck.
Sirscrapalot - Ducking out.
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hey hey HEY NOW SirscrappyDaffy ... careful with the quack quack jokes
may have to send my
down to the sandbar ;-)
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Sirscrapalot - It's Jord's fault all the Duck jokes.
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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. - Benjamin Franklin
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. - Benjamin Franklin
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. - Benjamin Franklin
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte
It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere. - Voltaire
Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. - George Bernard Shaw
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell
It seems to never occur to fools that merit and good fortune are closely united. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Alexander Pope
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. - Edgar Allan Poe
Sirscrapalot - Fools make the world go round n' round. - The great Sirscrapalot until proven otherwise.
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well, this may sound foolish, but DAT'S UH LOTTA QUOTES fur one day.
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Making up for lost days.
Sirscrapalot - We should have a Court Jester in government..oh wait we do, it's all called Congress, and the Senate.
I contend it is the President's Press Secrtary that is the head jester.Making up for lost days.
Sirscrapalot - We should have a Court Jester in government..oh wait we do, it's all called Congress, and the Senate.
"Profit begins when you buy NOT when you sell." {quote passed down to me from a wise man}
Now go beat the copper out of something, Miked
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Their all clowns! An I mean..ALL of them.
Sirscrapalot - Pokes fun at the Government till it stops giving him fodder to do so. So..forever.
I didn't mean you had excluded any of them I was intending to point out he, the press serertary, seems to get paid to be the court jester. MikeTheir all clowns! An I mean..ALL of them.
Sirscrapalot - Pokes fun at the Government till it stops giving him fodder to do so. So..forever.
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Out to lunch. - Some one at some point in time.
Sirscrapalot - off for the weekend, see you all again come Monday.
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Sirscrapalot keep your hands to yourself! - Admin
Sirscrapalot shall have a place in the SMF quotes of wisdom - Admin
Sirscrapalotisms! - Brojer
Sirscrapalot - Good things come to those who wait. Problem is..they don't say how long you have to wait. - Me, you, someone else..beats me!
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History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled! - Commonly attributed to Twain, but the true author is up for debate.
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Mark Twain is awesome.
The one on congress is one of my favorites.
Sirscrapalot - Meeearrgh! - A cat pirate.
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soooo like what, SirScrappyhappyhappyhappy got brain freeze ur sumptin? nutin fur 4 dazzzzzzzzz ;-)
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I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. - Robert Frost
Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep. - Mahatma Gandhi
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields
Sirscrapalot - Accccchhhoo!
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It's my thread, I can double post in a day if I wanna.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost
I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost
A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost
Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting. - Robert Frost
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost
And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world. - Robert Frost
But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan...haha You thought I was going to put another Robert Frost!
Sirscrapalot - Good night!
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