The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[pcscrapper]

Wait a Min... You just posted that.. howz that goodnight.. You arsie backwards..

HUGS BRO HUGS ..

[Sirscrapalot]

Just cause it amused me, an I know my cats would say this every time...you know..if they could talk.


Sirscrapalot - It's not my fault your inner voices aren't as social as mine.

[KzScrapper]

Go Bronco's.

[Sirscrapalot]

Go Bronco's.

An there went the start to my perfect day. Back to bed!



Sirscrapalot - I knew you'd be the first KZ!

[KzScrapper]

Couldn't resist Sir...It was the closest score yet this year.

[KzScrapper]

KZ...I can resist anything but temptation.

[Sirscrapalot]

LOL


Sirscrapalot - ifyoucanreadthisyoursittingtoclosetoyourmonitor.

[scrapping4ever]

looks like i'm too close

[Sirscrapalot]

Just for Kz...

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde

Sirscrapalot - Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo...you got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You've gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad...and what the hell is that smell?! - Capt. Steven Hiller/Will Smith Independence Day

[Sirscrapalot]

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson

[Sirscrapalot]

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. - P. J. O'Rourke

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
Hunter S. Thompson

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert A. Heinlein

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa

In politics stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it. - Pope John Paul II

Sirscrapalot - Quotemaster at large.

[Sirscrapalot]

An for this one, it'll be dedicated to Robert A. Heinlein

Lights! Camera! Quote!

An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.

When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.

Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.

When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives.

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.

Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.

Sirscrapalot - Hoopti doopti

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - ^ LOL

[Sirscrapalot]

Just for Brojer...not sure why, but it just seems like something he'd do..



Sirscrapalot - Being sick sucks. Agree or I'll sneeze on you.

[Sirscrapalot]

Today's quotes..were supposed to be yesterdays..but I can't read a calendar apparently.

So..I give you..Veterans Day quotes..a day late! On with the show!

On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfill our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free. - Dan Lipinski

While only one day of the year is dedicated solely to honoring our veterans, Americans must never forget the sacrifices that many of our fellow countrymen have made to defend our country and protect our freedoms. - Randy Neugebauer

We owe our World War II veterans - and all our veterans - a debt we can never fully repay. - Doc Hastings

But this Veterans Day, I believe we should do more than sing the praises of the bravery and patriotism that our veterans have embodied in the past. We should take this opportunity to re-evaluate how we are treating our veterans in the present - Nick Lampson

Congress should stop treating veterans like they're asking for a hand out when it comes to the benefits they were promised, and they should realize that, were it not for these veterans, there would be nothing to hand out. - Nick Lampson

Caring for veterans shouldn't be a partisan issue. It should an American one. - Jennifer Granholm

From the world wars of Europe to the jungles of the Far East, from the deserts of the Middle East to the African continent, and even here in our own hemisphere, our veterans have made the world a better place and America the great country we are today. - John Hoeven

Our Nation must provide sufficient access to healthcare, adequate benefits, and the supplemental resources our veterans were promised and so dearly need. We owe our heroes no less. - Dan Lipinski

We can't equate spending on veterans with spending on defense. Our strength is not just in the size of our defense budget, but in the size of our hearts, in the size of our gratitude for their sacrifice. And that's not just measured in words or gestures. - Jennifer Granholm

The young patriots now returning from war in Iraq and Afghanistan and other deployments worldwide are joining the ranks of veterans to whom America owes an immense debt of gratitude. - Steve Buyer

If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them. -Not me, but I agree.

Gone but Never forgotten.



My thanks again from me and mine to all who've served, or had someone who did.

Sirscrapalot - /salute!

[Sirscrapalot]

Today's quotes...

From Albert Einstein. Not only a man of brilliance, an more smarts then a ocean of grits...he's a pretty funny guy! Hopefully someone will get a laugh, smile or chuckle..failing that, a bit of inspiration, encouragement, or something to ponder. I'm easy to please!

Enjoy!

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein by way of a forum member who can share their identity if they like..Good quote an thanks it is one I like that is for sure!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.




Have someone you think would be great to quote? Got your own? PM me with them, an I'll add them to the files!
Sirscrapalot - Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

[Sirscrapalot]

Image quotes today...!













Sirscrapalot - Be careful about reading health books, you could die from a misprint - Mark Twain

[Sirscrapalot]

...I'm on a roll, let's keep it going!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin



Sirscrapalot - Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin

[BroJer]

WELLLLLLLL OLE SirscrapalotofMaryhadalittlelamb

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now, go paint fence

Sirscrapalot ... was addicted to the hokey pokey... BUT he turned himself around ~BroJer

[Sirscrapalot]

Just for Brojer...

Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do 'yes' or karate do 'no.' You karate do 'guess so.' " - Mr. Miyagi or..me to Brojer teaching him how to scrap..

Miyagi: "Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything." Daniel: "Ever catch one?" Miyagi: "Not yet."

Daniel: "Hey, what kind of belt do you have?" Miyagi: "Canvas. JCPenney $3.98. You like?"

Daniel: "Hey, where did these old cars come from?" Miyagi: "Detroit."

Daniel: "Don't you know anything you can tell me?" Miyagi: "Hai. No get hit."

Sirscrapalot - Banzai! - Mr. Miyagi