The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[hobo finds]

"I hate Curbco" Going BigTime NationWide LOL

[Sirscrapalot]

lol Hobo

[Sirscrapalot]

It's a week out..time for some Christmas quotes!

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning

Sirscrapalot - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. Phylis Diller

[Sirscrapalot]

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. - Jay Leno

Sirscrapalot - If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope

[hobo finds]

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia

[hobo finds]

“Most people are prisoners, thinking only about the future or living in the past. They are not in the present, and the present is where everything begins.”

Carlos Santana

[NHscrapman]

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Tyler Durden

[BroJer]

“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”

“The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.”

“The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.”

Y'know, my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by, an' now it's July
I finally got it off
An' my girl-friend cry
"You got STINK FOOT!
STINK FOOT, darlin'
Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin',
Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"

― Frank Zappa

Cool beans, man ―Bear

Sirscrapalotism ―BroJer

[Sirscrapalot]

Last quote of the year!

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you. - Carl Sandburg

Sirscrapalot - Happy New Year!

[hobo finds]

“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account”
Oscar Wilde

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - Bacon makes everything better. - A wise man that knows his food.

[hobo finds]

"Yesterday, Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper signed an amendment that officially legalized marijuana in the state. Stoners took a moment to thank Governor Hickenlooper — then they spent a few hours just saying the word 'Hickenlooper.'" –Jimmy Fallon

[doyousmellit]

You're tired? Man, I'll tell you sleep is just like water. Its for weak people. -my tool pusher

[hobo finds]

"It does not take a majority to prevail... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men."
- Sam Adams

"Thanks to God that he gave me stubborness when I know I am right."
- John Adams

[NHscrapman]

“Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.”
R. D. Laing (British psychiatrist noted for his alternative approach to the treatment of schizophrenia. 1927-1989)

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - Ha ha!

[hobo finds]

Oscar the Grouch: Ding-dong! You're wrong!

[Sirscrapalot]

Coooookiiieee! - Cookie Monster

Sirscrapalot - Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street

[hobo finds]

hey man how am i drivin?... i think we're parked man.


Daves not here

I think his name is RAAAALPH, man


"H.R.
Puff n' Stuff. Who's your friend when things get rough? H.R. Puff n'
Stuff. You can't do a little, can't get enough..."

I've got to go and break down some crt's lol

[hobo finds]

"Now I’m home and I’m blind and I’m broke/What is next?" Tom Waits


Tom Waits - "Hell Broke Luce" - YouTube