Thought I smelt trouble!
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Chuck Norris
There ain't nothing wrong with an honest days work. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.- Old Man
Not a quote, but...it's my thread an I can derail it if I wanna!
Sirscrapalot - Knee slapping good time!
So, Sir SaL,
Why were you gone so long? We've heard you had a knock-m-down, drag-m-out with your ISP, were stealing torches from Patriot, or were drag racing farm tractors with Pnut while hopping up your cooler with James Beam and Canadian Club!!! There was a hint that you came pretty close to nabbing that copper skirt that Hobo Finds wears but MikeinRico blew you away by clunking you on the head with an 8" disk drive!!
Inquiring minds need to know!!
Jon.
LOL
The rumors abound!
Yes, I was in a pissing match with my ISP. From Dec, through Jan. I was having all kinds off issues with my internet an house phone. My internet would be up for a hour down for 10. So I told them I wasn't going to pay since I hadn't been able to use my service as promised for the last 2 months. They hemmed an hawed an tried to keep me with them, but if they weren't going to give me my 2 months free or a discount, I wasn't staying, or paying. I dropped them, an got me a new one.
That's the story, but I like the other ones better. I think my favorite was the one in a pm, where I was asked if I was on vacation with the cooler in the tropics. LOL.
Yep, boring story I know.
Sirscrapalot - Know how to tell when a fisherman is lying? His lips move.
Not the youtube music thread, but......
EDIT... I see hobofinds already posted this. Great minds think alike, I suppose.
Last edited by auminer; 02-14-2014 at 11:39 PM.
Out of clutter, find simplicity. --Albert Einstein
lol
I've corrupted Hobo Auminer. Got him dropping random quotes in threads now. Not a big surprise he's moved on to sneaking videos into them also.
Soon he'll be derailing threads. I might have to take out the student before he becomes the master. Haha! I kid Hobo, don't go into hiding!
Sirscrapalot - If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy
Quote!
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' - Jeff Foxworthy
If my world were to cave in tomorrow, I would look back on all the pleasures, excitements and worthwhilenesses I have been lucky enough to have had. Not the sadness, not my miscarriages or my father leaving home, but the joy of everything else. It will have been enough. - Audrey Hepburn
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. - Henny Youngman
Sirscrapalot - Never say that, Andi. Goonies never say die! - Mikey(Sean Astin aka Samwise)
" Kmart sucks. "
Raymond Babbitt
Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game. - Voltaire
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us. - Voltaire
Let us read and let us dance - two amusements that will never do any harm to the world. - Voltaire
Sirscrapalot - It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire
You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them. - Ray Bradbury
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
Sirscrapalot - I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. - Steven Wright
Today's Quote is just for Jord...since he won't look at my posts without pictures...
:P
Sirscrapalot - In hiding.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe
Sirscrapalot - Look back, and smile on peril's past. - Walter Scott
Sirscrapalot - Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - Bob Marley
Your losing out fast
I hit the mother load
Drunks save their cans
Any yard would vouch for me
I get it in . Deep!
I have the payout ticket.
The jobs I have done I could write a best seller.
rofl
Sirscrapalot - I know I know!
No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Sirscrapalot - “RRWWWGG.” - Chewbacca
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