The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[Sirscrapalot]

No problem Olddude, that's what the thread is here for.





Sirscrapalot - My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneres

[Sirscrapalot]

Ha ha..these are for my fellow eBay haters. So all you guys that like them, you may wish to skip ahead.





Ha ha..sorry my eBay fans, but it made me laugh, an it's my thread so I can hate all I want.

Sirscrapalot - Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

[Sirscrapalot]

An this is why dogs are awesome...







LOL...I now you all love quotes..but come on now..this is just awesome.

Sirscrapalot - I'm laughing to hard to put a quote here.

[FLimits]

Dogs are super-mega-awesome!

[Sirscrapalot]

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much. - Malcolm Cowley

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. - Robert Frost

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. - Dave Barry

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – By Charles Schultz


Sirscrapalot - Eff it. It's my birthday, I'm going back to bed. - Me.

[hobo finds]

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Paris Hilton

[hobo finds]

"Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold."- Leo Tolstoy

[happyscraper]

This thread sould be a mandatory read for all newbes. Great thread to lift the spirits of those that are down and out.

The 11th commanment; "The one that is doing nothing shall not interup the one that's doing something"

Just thought I would add to the insanity. Thanks Sir for the many LOL's

[Sirscrapalot]

Ha, if this was made sticky I'd fall over in shock.

An your welcome, it's what it's here for. Laughs, inspiration, etc.

Feel free to contribute all you want, as you can see Hobo enjoys it!

As always I take suggestions.

Sirscrapalot - If but one person is inspired, made to smile, lol or just to ponder things a moment..I've done my job. - Me.

[hobo finds]

Louie De Palma: What's this?
Latka Gravas: It's a kebble.
Louie De Palma: What's a kebble?
Latka Gravas: 110 kebble make a lithnitch.
Louie De Palma: What's a lithnich?
Latka Gravas: 270 lithnich make a matta.
Louie De Palma: What's a matta?
Latka Gravas: I don't know, what's the matter with you?

[hobo finds]

At Friday night’s Jingle Ball in Los Angeles, Miley Cyrus twerked on Santa Claus. His response was “what a Ho Ho Ho.”

[corycouch]

A good pair of shoes can last longer than a marriage and you only have to pay for them once "joe Mantegna on criminal minds 2 minutes ago"

[Sirscrapalot]

lol

Folks our very first Cory quote! I think...an if not..our 2nd!

Sirscrapalot - By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates

[corycouch]

Your right I thought I had one, here's my 2nd

Jackson Taylor & the sinners "She's not your girlfriend its just you turn"

Cory- from the looks of my quotes I'm ready to hit the road again

[Sirscrapalot]

LOL


Cory quotes are always welcome.

Sirscrapalot - Will really do his smf members quotes some day.

[Sirscrapalot]

Double Quote day! It's warm out, so double dose of quotes today.

First up...Linux quotes! (open source OS )

See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too. - Linus Torvalds

I don't have any authority over Linux other than this notion that I know what I'm doing. - Linus Torvalds

I'm interested in Linux because of the technology, and Linux wasn't started as any kind of rebellion against the 'evil Microsoft empire.' - Linus Torvalds

I don't try to be a threat to MicroSoft, mainly because I don't really see MS as competition. Especially not Windows-the goals of Linux and Windows are simply so different. - Linus Torvalds

The Linux philosophy is 'Laugh in the face of danger'. Oops. Wrong One. 'Do it yourself'. Yes, that's it. - Linus Torvalds

Sirscrapalot - Nerd Rage..is fun to see in action. Subscribe today to an online game, and experience it for yourself! - Gamer type people picking on Nerd Rage.

[Sirscrapalot]

Second round of the daily double!


Enjoy your second helping, theere'll be no leaving the table till your done.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. - Scott Adams

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.- Scott Adams

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. -Scott Adams

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel. - Scott Adams

There's nothing more dangerous then a resourceful idiot. - Scott Adams

Sirscrapalot - Haters never win. I just think that's true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end. - Tom Hiddleston

[NHscrapman]

"Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything." - Moe (The Simpsons)

"Ridicule is the Burden of Genius." - Daffy Duck

[FLimits]

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

--Dolly Parton

[Sirscrapalot]

lol

I've successfully corrupted the lot of you. I love it when you guys add your own.

Sirscrapalot - pleased with himself