I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. - Demetri Martin

The time for action is now. It's never too late to do something. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sirscrapalot - “If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world” - Mick Foley