The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[Sirscrapalot]

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Sirscrapalot - You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

[Sirscrapalot]

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

Sirscrapalot - All that an a bag of quotes.

[Sirscrapalot]

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. - Charles Bukowski

When we are sure that we are on the right road there is no need to plan our journey too far ahead. No need to burden ourselves with doubts and fears as to the obstacles that may bar our progress. We cannot take more than one step at a time. - Orison Swett Marden

Sirscrapalot - In quote we trust.

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - A person has to remember that the road to success is always under construction. You have to get that through your head. That it is not easy becoming successful. - Steve Harvey

[Patriot76]

No quotes but a thank you for the humor, real life lessons, and perspective this thread provides.

[FLimits]

[Sirscrapalot]

lol

just...LOL


Sirscrapalot - NFTBA thanks to FL.

[Sirscrapalot]

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Sirscrapalot - ALLLLVVVVIIIIN! - Dave, from the Chipmunks.

[Sirscrapalot]

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' - Charles Schulz

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. - Charles Schulz

Sirscrapalot - I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. - Charles Schulz

[Sirscrapalot]

Sirscrapalot - Hold fast to dreams For when dreams go Life is a barren field Frozen with snow. - Langston Hughes

[Sirscrapalot]

Hey Jord and Spin...this isn't a quote..but I thought of you two when I found it, so..for you an Spin.



THis should be added...the Sirscrapalot Smiley..I doubt a drinking one make the cut..ha ha!

An you guys know I'm teasing, feel special you made a quote page!

Sirscrapalot - Why is nobody ever asks.."Do you want a brownie?" instead of cookie? Not everyone likes cookies you know!

[Sirscrapalot]

"Violence begets violence; hate begets hate; and toughness begets a greater toughness. It is all a descending spiral, and the end is destruction — for everybody. Along the way of life, someone must have enough sense and morality to cut off the chain of hate." - MLK


Sirscrapalot - If something has to die, let it be hate. - Unknown, me, you, someone else, take your pick.

[bigburtchino]

Sirs most appropriate for the totally senseless violence occurring again and again. Last weekend in Kansas was just totally senseless! Gunning down a women in a home for the elderly, a grandfather and his grandson in a house of worship, just gets me wondering have we advanced ANY AS A CIVILIZATION? I consider myself religious neutral, meaning I believe everyone has a right to religious freedom of their choice.

[Sirscrapalot]

Yup, why I chose that quote. Was reading some news sites, between the Jewish Community Shooting, that idiot in KC,Mo shooting at traffic on hwys, an an all the other idiotic crap going on here an the rest of the world, I felt it was a good choice.

Glad someone agrees!

Sirscrapalot - Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King,Jr.

[Sirscrapalot]

Just because I'm on a roll with the MLK,Jr. Quotes...here's more!

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sirscrapalot - I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! -Ric Flair.

[hobo finds]

Army with harmony
Dave drop a load on 'em

OPP, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)

This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, ****-- skippy I'm with it

Chorus:
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)

Break it down!

[bigburtchino]

Ummmmmmm!

[NHscrapman]

ehh why not?!? every crazy train needs a dancing bear

“Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.”
James Rollins, Ice Hunt

[Sirscrapalot]

Movie quote day!

Hurray! Hurray!

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley." - Airplane

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" - Scarface

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." - Animal Crackers

"There's no crying in baseball!" - A League of Their Own

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." - On The Waterfront

An the last one...just for FL..

"Open the pod bay doors please, HAL." - 2001; A Space Odyssey

Sirscrapalot - "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Casablanca

[Sirscrapalot]

Not quotes..but hey it's my thread..so what the hell!







This one is for Cory...Brojer point him this way!





OK OK...Last one..I swear..Cooler Pullers..you'll appreciate this one.



Sirscrapalot - Someone has got to take away my Google Images option!