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    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
    Sharon Stone



    "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid
    problem?"
    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    Billy Crystal

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
    Rod Stewart

    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    Robin Williams

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    It's that time again!

    "A Zen master, when asked where he would go after he died, replied, 'To Hell, for that's where help is needed most.'" — Roshi Philip Kapleau

    "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." - Steven Wright

    These are for my farming friends!

    "Why don't we pay more attention to who our farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto mechanic or babysitter as we are about who grows our food." - Michael Pollan

    "Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil, and you're a thousand miles from the corn field." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Little ol' boy in the [Texas] Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one." - Jim Hightower

    /End farm related quotes

    "Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot." - Ellen DeGeneres

    "Wolves are very resourceful. All they need to survive is for people not to shoot them." - Bob Ferris

    "Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature." - Marilyn Monroe

    Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"
    Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness."
    - The Simpsons

    Sirscrapalot - "It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians." - Henrik Ibsen

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    Action is the last resource of those who know not how to dream. ~Oscar Wilde

    THAT IS WHY NAPS ARE NOT NEGOTIABLE! -BroJer

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    Today is the 4th of July, so the quotes...are Independence related! Yey!

    Independence is a heady draught, and if you drink it in your youth, it can have the same effect on the brain as young wine does. It does not matter that its taste is not always appealing. It is addictive and with each drink you want more. - Maya Angelou

    Independence is happiness. - Susan B. Anthony

    "Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist�and should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to survive.' Today we celebrate our independence day!"

    President Thomas Whitmore
    July 4th, 1996 - Independence Day, the movie.

    Hey look, I included the clip!



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    Been slacking. Sue me. You'll have to fight me for my horde tho! muahahaha!

    Not a quote, but a poem, an one I enjoy a lot. One can take many things from it. Whether about aging, dying, or standing for something you believe in. Either way.. I dig it. Maybe you do to. If you don't..well..tough cookies it's my thread. :P

    Do Not go Gentle into that Good Night.
    Dylan Thomas, 1914 - 1953

    Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
    Because their words had forked no lightning they
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
    Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
    And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
    Do not go gentle into that good night.

    Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
    Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    And you, my father, there on the sad height,
    Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Sirscrapalot - Ha! Fooled you. I'm not all about just drinking, coolers, an being silly. - Me.

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    I made decisions that I regret, and I took them as learning experiences... I'm human, not perfect, like anybody else. - Queen Latifah

    A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine


    I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. - Mitch Hedberg

    Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

    Sirscrapalot - That's all I got to say about that. - Forrest Gump

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    Sirscrapalot - I'm bored someone take away my google!

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    Top one should also say...And am I really supposed to believe your name is Tom?
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    "Give them enough so they can do something with it, but not too much that they won't do nothing."

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    Sirscrapalot - Ok, I'm done with Customer Service...on to work place safety!

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    This last one...all you old guys can relate. I know I can an I'm not as old as some of you!



    I lied..one more on customer service/support!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot View Post

    My sandbar is full of tree huggers, an no trees!

    Sirscrapalot - Yes my County council is a bunch of morons.
    Hug a logger, you will never go back to trees!
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    See women prefer ninjas over pirates .. Blam 2 posts up .

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    Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!
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    Sirscrapalot - Yarrrrrrrrr-aiiiiieeee! - Ninja mated with a pirate.

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    Heading over to google. I don't get the ninja/pirate thing.

    OK I get it now.
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    The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

    screw ninjas

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    Thank you sir that was refreshingly awesome per usual .

    Lousy pirate your opinion is biased and it sounds like you have a ninja fetish when you word it like that .
    Why do you think Johnny cash wore all black ? Cause he was a rock star ninja !

    Apparently no one is right but hurry everyone pick a side.

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    The whole Pirate vs Ninja thing is popular meme on the internet. lol.

    Let us know your vote when your done researching!

    An your welcome Metal, There are tons more. lol. I knew you'd enjoy it. An lousy..I agree.

    Sirscrapalot - There are three ninja's hiding in this tag line, can you find them?

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    More!





    When I come visit...it's on Metal! We gotta get some of these!




    lol...I should go do some work or something.

    Sirscrapalot - Wenches an booty or death an bunch of guys in masks yelling "HAI!"...I choose wenches an booty.

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    It's not all death and sweaty dudes in masks now. Some ninjas have booty way more plenty full then any one eyed floater.




    My favorite , here's a real ninja .

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    And those kinda sorta rock em sock robots look like hours of enjoyment.

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