The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[NHscrapman]

You don't have to invent the wheel, but you might want to be the company that invents the rims.
M.C. Hammer

[Sirscrapalot]

Ha! I should post this in the music section but hell it..works as a quote to. Consider this your video quote of the day..I think it's fitting for those in our line of work. Seems to me most who get in this line of work prefer to do things...their way. So..enjoy the song if you like..or skip on by an await the quote!




Sirscrapalot - For what is a man, what has he got?If not himself, then he has naught;To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels;The record shows I took the blows and did it my way! - Frank Sinatra, lyrics of My Way

[hobo finds]

Standing alone doesn't mean I am alone. It means I'm strong enough to handle things my way.

[Sirscrapalot]

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Prohibition has made nothing but trouble. - Al Capone

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man. - Johnny Cash

Sirscrapalot - Do Roman paramedics refer to 'IV's as '4's? - Random thought stolen from a site.

[Sirscrapalot]

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

An with that..I must go pick up a washer, dryer an two fridges. You all have a lovely day!

Sirscrapalot - What is the good of your stars and trees, your sunrise and the wind, if they do not enter into our daily lives? - E.M. Forrester

[rateds2k]

This thread is the greatest :

[hobo finds]

. “Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up” – Thomas Edison.

[Sirscrapalot]

Imitation is the highest form of flattery, but clones kind of get it wrong because we are promoting individuality and being proud of being yourself. - Brian Molko

I know imitation is the highest form of flattery, but stealing one's identity is totally different. -AnnaLynne McCord

Sirscrapalot - There can only be but one.. - The highlander, or something like that.

[scrapping4ever]

Whether you think you can or if you think you can't, you're always right. -Henry Ford

[Sirscrapalot]

Meant to post this earlier, an I had..but in the wrong thread it seems. Anyhow..todays quotes.


Love or hate her...an she really didn't care as long as people talked about her..

Joan Rivers - 1993 to 2014 R.I.P.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. Things are happening.


I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

Sirscrapalot - It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. - Joan Rivers 1933 - 2014

[Sirscrapalot]

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. - Red Skelton

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. - Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Sirscrapalot - Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. - Ron White

[Sirscrapalot]

Oh there will be more coming..

Sirscrapalot - You've been warned.

[Sirscrapalot]

You were warned..







Sirscrapalot - Don't worry..there will be more.

[Sirscrapalot]

Pushing the limit with this one!









Sirscrapalot - But wait..

[Sirscrapalot]

There's more!









Sirscrapalot - Cat memes are funny.

[Sirscrapalot]

Last ones for a little while..

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Sirscrapalot - HA!

[Sirscrapalot]

Seriously...last..one..I swear.













Now lets end this with a feel good..aww it's so cute one..



You may all thank me once your done laughing.



Sirscrapalot - I'd put a quote but I'm still to busy laughing.

[foobar]

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure"
--Dan Quayle

[BRASSCATCHER]

Gold plated nuts are better than brass ball any day of the week-
BC

[hobo finds]

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"