There ain't nothing wrong with an honest days work. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.- Old Man
CURSE YOU ALL FOR POSTING THE FIRST POST OF A NEW PAGE! ARRRGH! - Me.
20 pages holy ****! Who would've known...20 pages, 10,000+ views, an almost 400 posts of all quotes! I never knew my little quote thread would go so well. Thanks to all who've contributed to it, an all who've read it.
Here's to another 20 more, an double everything else!
Since we're at 20 pages..I'm going to one of my favorite people to quote, yes they've been used..but hey..It's my thread!
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. - Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain
Sirscrapalot - Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain
“To alcohol! The cause of – and solution – to all of life’s problems.” –Homer Simpson
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” –Humphrey Bogart
“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” –Al Bundy, Married with Children
“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . .” –Thornton Mellon, Back to School
“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” –Dean Vernon Wormer, Animal House
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” –Bluto, Animal House
–Homer: “No TV and no beer make Homer something something.”
–Marge: “Go crazy?’
–Homer: “Don’t mind if I do!”
“I’ll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.” –Hawkeye from M*A*S*H
“Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been whiskey.” –Pappy from Maverick
“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. ” –Dean Martin
“I don’t care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not. ” –Doug Coughlin from Cocktail
“The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. ” –Doug Coughlin from Cocktail
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. ” –Arnold Schwarzenegger
“God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. ” –Ed McMahon
“I like my whiskey old and my women young. ” –Errol Flynn
“We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.”
― Erma Bombeck
My thread, an I can derail if I want..an didn't want to make another thread.
Don't make it political people.
Sirscrapalot - No quote/comment out of respect.
Don't get me started on politics! I'll probably punch you in the face.-hypoman
*slyly peeks into cooler* uhhhh.... You got anyPlacenta 1000?
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Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Thomas Jefferson
Sorry..Beer, whiskey, rum, tequila, an other assorted liquors that normal people drink.
We also carry a line of non-adult beverages. Please help yourself since you a made a generous donation of a quote.
Sirscrapalot - By all means, quote me.
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A few george carlin quotes
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
Currently looking for a job in or related to scrap/recycling. Relocation is possible for the right offer.
The diversity of the phenomena of nature is so great, and the treasures hidden in the heavens so rich, precisely in order that the human mind shall never be lacking in fresh nourishment.
Johannes Kepler
I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them. - Buddy Hackett, it's like the said this just for Hypo.
There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison, and other people just hate him regular. - Buddy Hackett
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. - Douglas Adams
Sirscrapalot - I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools. - Albert Einstein
Sirscrapalot - The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.- Emo Philips
Where there's a will - there's a relative! - Ricky Gervais
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. - Roclu Gervais
Sirscrapalot - Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming! - Ricky Gervais
Sirscrapalot - I don't get drunk, I get awesome! - As seen on a t shirt sold at a souvenir store.
Sirscrapalot - NomNomNomNomNom
Today's...it is a new day..it's after midnight people..quote is by one of our own!
"I'm so old school, King Arthur knighted me Sirscrapalot" - The delusional but highly Entertaining Fubar of SMF!
Sirscrapalot - Flattery still won't get you into the cooler. - Me to someone trying to be flattering to get into my cooler.
LMFAO, I got my own cooler, filled with twisted tea, Hell filled enough I'll pass one off to scrapalot!
"It's not called a Hot Water Heater...Why would you want to heat hot water?" One of my regulars.
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"Give them enough so they can do something with it, but not too much that they won't do nothing."
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