The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[Sirscrapalot]

That time of the year again, an being six days out...time for some Holiday Quotes.

Enjoy.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. - Calvin Coolidge

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! - Charles ****ens

Sirscrapalot - Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. - Gary Allan

[jimicrk]

Oh my sides are hurting so bad.

[Sirscrapalot]

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope

Sirscrapalot - Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. - Victor Borge

[badkarma506]

You can't drinl all day, if you don't start first thing in the morning. - unknown

[charn]

Life insurance is one of the most misnamed concepts. People who have it are more likely to die of unnatural causes.

[NHscrapman]

Be the change you want to see in the world- Mahatma Ghandi

[Sirscrapalot]

Goodbye, farewell and Amen. - Me, an M*A*S*H*


I'll return again, time for a break.

Thanks for all the Feeessh!

Sirscrapalot - Over an out....for now.

[hobo finds]

Goodbye, farewell and Amen. - Me, an M*A*S*H*


I'll return again, time for a break.

Thanks for all the Feeessh!

Sirscrapalot - Over an out....for now.

[Sirscrapalot]

Ol' Jimicrk asked for more quotes with an awesome video..So who am I to deny someone who can find a Oliver video in black an white an use to ask for more quotes..

On with the show!

Do not let Sunday be taken from you. If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan. - Albert Schweitzer (Try saying that after a couple trips to the cooler..)

Do something wonderful, people may imitate it. - Same dude as above.

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. - Red Adir

I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out. - Red Adir

A note...an not a quote: I never intended to stop the quotes. I'm taking a break from posting for a bit, but will keep the quotes going. I enjoy posting them an I know a lot of folks do enjoy them. So for those that do..yay! Those that don't..well..I'm sure someone will make a thread for you to enjoy, until then..you got this one.

Sirscrapalot - An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight... the truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

[Sirscrapalot]

Bad times don't last, but bad guys do. - Scott Hall

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster. - Joe Adcock

You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way. - Walter Hagen

Sirscrapalot - There can never be peace between nations until there is first known that true peace which is within the souls of men. - Black Elk

[hobo finds]

"I'm just here so I won't get fined"…

[jimicrk]

"I'm just here so I won't get fined"…

I heard that on the radio this morning.

[Sirscrapalot]

What light is to the eyes - what air is to the lungs - what love is to the heart, liberty is to the soul of man. - Robert Green Ingersoll

I believe our flag is more than just cloth and ink. It is a universally recognized symbol that stands for liberty, and freedom. It is the history of our nation, and it's marked by the blood of those who died defending it. - John Thune

I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Sirscrapalot - Think for yourself, it'll do you good. - Me, or someone else.

[Sirscrapalot]

I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I'm holding my spot. There probably won't be another Shogun after this. - Shaq

I also learned to play Fruit Ninja on an iPad. It is quite hypnotic, and I hope one day to get past 100 points. I remembered that David Cameron admits to being an addict. I wonder if it helps him in his work. 'Great, just destroyed a pineapple! Reminds me, shall we send those grenades to the Syrian rebels?' - Simon Hoggart

I am ninja, hear me roar...err wait...I'm a ninja you can't hear me roar.. - Some wannabe Ninja

Sirscrapalot - You can't see me, nya nya nya! - A teenage ninja being annoying..err I mean a teen.

[Sirscrapalot]

Double Down Friday!

2x the quotes!

Bonus quotes brought to you by William Shakespeare

To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life. - Hamlet, by way of Shakespeare.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. - William Shakespeare

We know what we are, but know not what we may be. - William Shakespeare

This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. - William Shakespeare

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? - William Shakespeare

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages. - William Shakespeare

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. - William Shakespeare

Sirscrapalot - This above all; to thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

[Metalbestos]

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
Poe, Edgar Allan. Marginalia. 1844.

" In one case out of a hundred a point is excessively discussed because it is obscure; in the ninety-nine remaining it is obscure because it is excessively discussed.”

“Justice may be blind, but she has very sophisticated listening devices.” - Edgar Allen Poe

[Sirscrapalot]

More quotes!

My message, especially to young people is to have courage to think differently, courage to invent, to travel the unexplored path, courage to discover the impossible and to conquer the problems and succeed. These are great qualities that they must work towards. This is my message to the young people. - A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

It is impossible to struggle for civil rights, equal rights for blacks, without including whites. Because equal rights, fair play, justice, are all like the air: we all have it, or none of us has it. That is the truth of it. - Maya Angelou

Ninja's over Pirates! - Metalbestos

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. - Benjamin Franklin

Sirscrapalot - God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But he cannot save them from fools. - Jon Muir

[Sirscrapalot]

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance. - Allan Watts

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

Sirscrapalot - Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs and work for our freedom. A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Sirscrapalot]

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. - Patrick Henry

Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are inevitably ruined. - Patrick Henry

Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death! - Patrick Henry

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” - Spongebob Squarepants...didn't see that one coming did you?!

Sirscrapalot - “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” - Patrick, from Spongebob Squarepants

[Abuilder]

Sirscrapalot - “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” - Patrick, from Spongebob Squarepants

I don't get it?? LOL