The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[MattInTheHat]

I really enjoy the SirQoutesAlot scrap thread

[Metalbestos]

At the end of the game , the pawn and the king go in the same box .

[hobo finds]

"In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king." - Chris Farley

[EcoSafe]

Optimist= One who does not know all the facts. mcw

[NHscrapman]

If you can't pay cash, you can't afford it - old man

[hobo finds]

“I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.”
― Jarod Kintz,

[hobo finds]

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield

[hobo finds]

You can't take something off the Internet — it's like taking pee out of a pool. ~Author Unknown, 1995

[hobo finds]

One has to differentiate between priorities and self-indulgence. What you have today may disappear tomorrow.

[Sirscrapalot]

Served in WW2, played ball with the Yankee's...but the man is horrible at words. I give to you.....Yogie Berra Quotes.

R.I.P Yogi Bera 1925 - 2015

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

Sirscrapalot - He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. - Yogi Berra -1925 -2015.

[junkfreak]

More Yogi

When you come to a fork in the road , take it.
You can observe alot by watching.

Yogi was one of a kind.

[hobo finds]

Why do you always complicate things that are really quite simple?

— Mary Poppins

[junkfreak]

Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac. George Carlin

[junkfreak]

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I am going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

[bigburtchino]

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi

I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi

R.I.P. Yogi Berra - "the Man, the Myth, and the Legend"
18-time all-star
14 World Series as a Yankee, won 10 of them.

[bigburtchino]

I hear the sandbar may be a little wet tonight, thinking of you Sir!

"Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder."

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"Let us rise to a standard to which the wise and honest can repair."
George Washington

[Metalbestos]

Wishing and *itching never solved anyone's problems - metalbestos

[hobo finds]

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your s!iT, then you deserve it.”
― Frank Zappa

[Sirscrapalot]

**** in one hand, wish with the other...see which fills up first. - Some one way older then me.



An only got rain. Feel bad for SC, they got floods all over.

But thank you for the concern! I had a cooler full of ice an booze, it's all good. I'm a pro at these things now.

Hurricane check list :

Booze
Booze
Booze
Bread
PB & J
Booze
Booze..

repeat.



Sirscrapalot - Wasting away in margaritaville

[Sirscrapalot]

What's great about comedy, obviously, is that you set up a situation that people assume one thing and then you break the assumption. That's basically the backbone to comedy. You set up a situation, let people make an assumption, and then you break the assumption. - Bryan Cranston

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespear

Sirscrapalot - A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.