O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil. - William Shakespeare

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support. - James Buchan...well it struck me as funny...don't be so serious people!

I'm a polyatheist - There are many Gods I don't believe in. - Unknown.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. - Johnny Depp

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. - H.L. Mencken

Proof God has a sense of humor? I present exhibit A. Humans. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. - Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Live. Laugh. Love. - Beats the hell out of me but I see it at every tourist shop!

Sirscrapalot - The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. - Bob Hope