The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

[bigburtchino]

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. - Joel Rosenberg “Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.” - Leonardo da Vinci "Live simply so that others may simply live. " - Mahatma Gandhi

[Davee3]

This came to me the other day when I was sorting scrap and feeling philosophically. "Life is like sorting scrap, just when you think you have it all figured out, something comes along that makes you wonder where the heck to I put this?

[hobo finds]

"****, Piss, ****, ****, CockSucker, Mother****er, and Tits" George Carlin

[Patriot76]

Do not date a women with big hands, it makes your winkie look small.

[Sirscrapalot]

Today's quotes are from and in honor of Nancy Regan. Who passed away at 94.

R.I.P Nancy Regan. 7-6-21 to 3-6-16.

I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.

I'm fine, except, you know, I broke my pelvis. And that's not much fun.

To my young friends out there: Life can be great, but not when you can't see it. So, open your eyes to life: to see it in the vivid colors that God gave us as a precious gift to His children, to enjoy life to the fullest, and to make it count. Say yes to your life.

Sirscrapalot - Just say no to drugs! - Nancy Regan

[NHscrapman]

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

[Sirscrapalot]

You know what would go great with these pancakes? Syrup! - Me...maybe not me...

Sirscrapalot - Where's my syrup?! - Me

[NHscrapman]

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble. Plautus

[Sirscrapalot]

^Touche sir. Touche.

I'm patient, it's the waffle an pancakes that aren't.

Do note what he's eating!




/drop mic

Sirscrapalot - Where there's a pancake, there is syrup. - Ancient Pancake Wisdom.

[hobo finds]

Young Son
A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."

[MetalIsMoney]

By the time you realize your father was right, you have a son who thinks you are wrong

[MetalIsMoney]

The only difference between genius and stupidity is, genius has its limits. Einstein

[Sirscrapalot]

Good Einstein quote. One of my favorites. I think I've posted it several times. LOL.

Einstein an Twain...have some of the best quotes ever.

Sirscrapalot - I came, I saw, I ate all your CHeetos. - He with the orange fingers.

[MetalIsMoney]

Dont forget yogi.
If you don't go to someone's funeral, they won't come to yours

[MetalIsMoney]

Not sure who said this one. Mlb coach after losing a game
"There are two buses leaving the stadium, one for those of you who need practice. And the empty one is going home. "

[Sirscrapalot]

lol

I'm going to have to save that one. I like it.

Sirscrapalot - I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

[NHscrapman]

[Sirscrapalot]

Happy Easter to you all.

Sirscrapalot - All you need is Goats. - Not the Beatles

[Sirscrapalot]

Love him, or hate him, he was an Icon when it came to Country, or as it became to be known..Outlaw Country. I reckon even Heaven needs some Outlaws. They sure got a few now with Merle, Waylon and Johnny.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937 - 2016

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material. - Merle Haggard

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.

I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these drugs that they give you that will lead you to heart surgery and things of that nature.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937 to 2016

Sirscrapalot - Another goes on to join the biggest all star band of all time.

[hobo finds]

Love him, or hate him, he was an Icon when it came to Country, or as it became to be known..Outlaw Country. I reckon even Heaven needs some Outlaws. They sure got a few now with Merle, Waylon and Johnny.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937 - 2016

Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material. - Merle Haggard

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those.

I was 48-years old before anybody talked me into it for medicinal purposes, instead of some of these drugs that they give you that will lead you to heart surgery and things of that nature.

R.I.P. Merle Haggard 1937 to 2016

Sirscrapalot - Another goes on to join the biggest all star band of all time.