We're getting closer to that time of the year...remember..Politics aren't funny. Politicians are.
All are fair game..left, right and center, and then some. I don't discriminate when it comes to making fun of politicians.
A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen - Winston Churchill
An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere - Mark Twain
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word - Charles De Gaulle
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators - PJ O'Rourke
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president but they don't want them to become politicians in the process - JFK, yes the former President.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber - Plato. - truth in quotes!
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue - Anonymous
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians - Charles Krauthammer
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate - Eric Idle
I'm not done yet...
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it - Dan Quayle
All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell. And it's lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior. You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I've found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don't believe that the Earth's but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them - Representative Paul Broun an he was in the science, space an technology house committee.
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery - Dan Quayle
A zebra does not change its spots - Al Gore
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another. - George Bush Sr
Rarely is the question asked "Is our children learning?" - George W Bush
That low down scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass - and I'm just the one to do it! - Texan congressional candidate
Traditionally, most of our imports come from overseas - Australian minister Keppel Enderbery
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we - George W. Bush
Things are more like they are now, than they ever were before - Dwight D Eisenhower
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign! - George W Bush
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made - Dan Quayle
We have the best government that money can buy - Mark Twain
I can't make this stuff up people!
An the best one, an reused many times..is in my signature.
Sirscrapalot - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress .... But I repeat myself - Mark Twain
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