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Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection. - Winston Churchill
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. - Dale Evans
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving. - B.C. Forbes
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
Andy Rooney
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. - Dave Barry
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. - Jay Leno(Laugh it's ok. Even Santa would.)
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. - Gary Allan
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too. - Clement Clarke Moore
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want - and their kids pay for it. - Richard Lamm
I love all things Christmas. - Samantha Barks
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. -Ellen DeGeneres
The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung. - Philips Brooks
Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused - in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened - by the recurrence of Christmas. - Charles ****ens
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. - Clement Clarke Moore
Sirscrapalot - What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller
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