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Sirscrapalot
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman
Sirscrapalot - I saw a stationery store move. - Joe London
I remember watching Henny Youngman on the Ed Sullivan show. He was telling jokes that he had stole from others before him and they are still funny.
My parents had to explain to me Vaudeville and where the hell are the Catskills anyway. Those under 60 have no chance of understanding without Google. 73, Mike
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