What is a funny, professional sounding title for a scrapper?
What is a funny, professional sounding title for a scrapper?
Metal Recovery Technician?
~You have to start somewhere to get anywhere~
Resource Recovery Specialist.
Made in China, Recycled in the Republic of Texas!
"When the mind fails, brute force prevails" - CTSSolutions
Logistical Asset Recovery, Relocation and Dismantling Engineer (or LARRDE for short)
at the end of the day you can also call yourself a Expert of Hydration and Liquification Fulfillment
Last edited by Ecycle Atlanta; 07-24-2013 at 04:35 PM.
Scrap Metal Harvester
Recyclable Connoisseur
See below in my signature...It seemed to be the best fitting classification when doing my taxes.
Recyclable Material Merchant Wholesaler
Certified Zip-Tie Mechanic
"Give them enough so they can do something with it, but not too much that they won't do nothing."
Urban Ore Mining Consultant, agent, technician etc
Urban Ore Recovery Consultant, agent, technician etc
Curbside Metal Consultant, agent, technician etc
Treasure Hunter
RRR Recovery Resource Recycler
Scott
At the heart of science is an essential balance between two seemingly contradictory attitudes--an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new. This is how deep truths are winnowed from deep nonsense. -- Carl Sagan
Element coordinator.
Curbco Member
Borrowing from Shendog - Logistical Asset Recovery, Disbursement And Situational Solutions (LARDASS).
People may laugh at me, but that's ok. I laugh all the way to the bank.
Last edited by ginofrater; 07-24-2013 at 06:00 PM.
Dumpster Miner
Environmental Recycler
Manufacturing Process Reversal Technician
I always say I am a Garbologist.
Landfill space saver
Commodity Relocation Specialist
Sanitation Container Spelunker
Ferrous Analyzing Recyclables Technician = FART
Rusty Overloaded Truck Stunt Driver
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