Sirscrapalot 
What I've learned living a in a major hurricane zone...(Funny the title is the same!)
1. If they say it'll pass, it'll hit you somehow.
2. They will try an scare the crap out of you.
3. Beer is good anytime during a hurricane. So are sodas an other drinks, if your not an adult beverage consumer.
4. Hot dogs can be made in a variety of ways!
5. Chef boyaredee is awesome. Best part.,.you can eat it cold if you have to!
6. Subs are great hurricane food, stock up.
7. Putting tape on your windows may sound smart...removing it sucks.
8. Batten down your chairs, they don't look good in the neighbors window.
9. Bring in all your animals, as funny as a wet cat looks, it's really not cool.
10. No matter how much you walk your dog before a storm or the worse part...they will ALWAYS have to go out during the roughest part.
11. Internet can stay up during some crazy stuff!
12. Netflix an red box can help you keep the insanity away.
13. Hurricane parties are fun.
14. A beagle smells really funny when it gets wet.
15. Beagles don't like water deeper then they are tall.
16. Doritos taste awesome after wading through four foot water to chase down your grill that decided it wanted to go for a swim.
17. Chain down your grill.
18. Pallets are great for keeping things out of water.
19. My shop never looks cleaner then right before a storm.
20. Soon as you mow your yard they'll tell you a hurricane is coming through.
21. Jim Cantori(The guy from the weather channel) is a jerk in person. I know I've met him. He's not welcome back.lol
22. Al Roker..The happy fat guy thing he does..is just an act. He's a jerk an a diva. Met him to.
23. Anyone not the weather channel is pretty cool when they come down to report on the storm.
24. Reporters will leave you all kinds of goodies when they have to run to another story.
25. You can have fun, an respect the storm.
Add on to 24: During 2012, before Sandy we had another storm, an one of the reporters had to fly out somewhere for a big story. Left me 62 beers(in a cooler! with ice!)15 gallons of gas(Didn't fill up for a bit), an several cases of water. Dude had a standing dinner anywhere on my sandbar if he ever comes back. lol.
Yes I'm bored. I'm done most of my prep work, the important stuff. Humor me.
Sirscrapalot - The wind cries Mary.. - Jimi Hendrix ( I reckon "The wind cries WOOOOsssh! WoooSSSH! wouldn't have worked.)
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