SMF Fantasy football. + Smack! - Page 3

Oh an Eagles fan....the original " just wait until next year bunch"!

Originally Posted by pjost

Lol you guys are brutal. I might have second thoughts about playing with this bunch

Sharpen your tongue and thicken your skin or you may wind up on a sandbar sipping drinks with umbrellas in them!!!!

Lol I like the Broncos comment. Oh btw is that a picture of **** Vermeil? I would further comment on the Raiders if there was anything relevant to say about them. You know....last Superbowl win 1983, you really should have been alive for your teams last super bowl win to be allowed to talk about other teams SirS. Hey but Oakland was featured on the show Drugs,Inc this season.

Don't listen to him Hypo at least the 'fins were undefeated once.

Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot

/Yawn

Really? That's the best ya got?

LOL

I hope ya'lls teams do better then you trash talk or your in trouble.

An BC...your letting that little island syndrome show buddy.


Gotta love those Broncos...They choke more then a adult film star.

A Vikings football fan was almost killed in a tragic horse accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thankfully the manager of the K-Mart store came out and unplugged it.

My dear Hypo..Share with us the last time the Dolphins won a Super Bowl? Oh thats right...NEVAH!



It must be hard being a Ravens fan. Never knowing if your team is going to give up an run off into the night to another State. Or you know..Stab someone.

Shots fired..Shots fired...sound familiar Baltimore? It's what you hear whenever you get the Ravens together in a night club.

You guys are amusing. I expect you all will excel in Fantasy Football..after all the chances of your teams doing it in the real world is just that..a fantasy.

Step your game up lads, or it's going to be a long season for you all.

Sirscrapalot - "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

nowhere near the best i've got. i was just getting an icebreaker out there, you know, a cold streak... I will be back on later tonight tho, gotta run for now.

Don't worry about SirS on the draft Saturday. I heard he will be getting a late nite call on Friday to discuss his nerdy computer games that will kick start the insomnia. By draft time he will be passed out cold from sleep deprivation....you know just like the Raiders.

Sir, you are so friggin funny bro!






I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
Jack Handy

I wouldnt talk about leaving a city SirS...actually the '84 team wasnt even in Oakland they were the LA Raiders. They went all hollywood back then.

And yeah my team plays in Jersey, but no one would know where Jersey was if it weren't for the Giants. Terrible drivers there too btw!!

Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot;

Gotta love those Broncos...They choke more then a adult film star. "

Classic.

Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot

LOL

84 buddy, an I was alive.

An actually I think that's the Whiny NY Manning brother...

See ya boys for the next go around.

An I'm flattered you all have to gang up on me. Can't handle the Raider nation alone..best bring more friends.

So BC..your calling me Friday night?

Sirscrapalot - A true fan, not a fair weather fan like the majority of Sports fans today.

Lol dude I am a Buffalo Sabres fan, nothing fair weather about me.

Handling Raider nation alone? That'd be no problem at all, just ask anyone on the Chiefs defense, or the Denver offense. They love Black and Silver jerseys, to them it looks like a pro bowl vote.

Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot

Before I reply to Phred...one part of his post I need to clarify.

My fair weather fan statement wasn't about anyone on this forum, but sports fan in general these days. You know the ones..their team loses so they yell they suck an go root for the winner. I know you all are true fans of your teams, or you wouldn't be sitting here trash talking. Now with that said..let's get back to the fun.

My dearest Phred...

Yes you need all of YOU to gang up on a Raiders Fan. I wasn't talking teams I was talking the giant team upon me. Which mind you I'm good with. I can trash talk with the best of them. lol.

Now lets get back to those broncos...they've been manhandled more then a worker at the Vegas Bunny ranch my friend. KC or SD regularly hands ya'll your butts at lest one time in a season. An the Raiders have done it quite often in the past also.

Here's a tip..you guys might finally win it if you stop choking during the big game.







Sorry KZ, but your fellow broncos fan made me do it.

Remember people it's all fun.

Sirscrapalot - Stop taking my taglines out of context!

You know I just tried to go to the raiders website to find some pics to make a few memes out of but they don't have one. Turns out that they haven't been able to put 3 Ws together since Al Gore invented the internet. Doh!!