Okay, Admitting this is a take off from Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck If:"
So this is a start, enjoy, add to, and laugh.
You might be a Scrapper if:
You scrapped your newest vehicle.
You have more family members than bedrooms.
Your dogs will fetch an aluminum can before a Frisbee.
Your budget is based on weight instead of dollars.
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